Who would win, and how?

1 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 15:08 ID: rpphip

Who would win, and how?

2 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 15:49 ID: hq5o7ze

DK cus he's monke

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DK. If he shoots Seph, it's gonna hurt.

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Why did I read this like Dk Rap guy did?

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Donkey Kong

3 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 16:54 ID: hq5xd0h

Fixed the title for you: Who would win, and why is it Donkey Kong?

4 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 16:44 ID: hq5vxrd

Trick question, they actually fuse together and this happens

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I've never been more frustrated but so happy that someone else beat me to a punch.

5 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 18:13 ID: hq693z3

DK. He's bigger, faster, and stronger, too.

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HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER, OF THE D, K, CREW! HUH

6 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 18:41 ID: hq6daf8

How many bananas does Sephiroth have and how many does Donkey have? I think that answers your question.

7 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 15:13 ID: hq5jdvf

Sephiroth would give him the Aeris treatment. Easy win

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Donkey Kong punched the moon into the earth.

Sephiroth doesn't stand a chance.

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Sephiroth constantly casts Super Nova, which destorys every planet in the universe. That would do him in, and the boredom of waiting for that 20 minute cutscene to finish.

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DK spin and move right out of the way....blade hits the ground snaps in pieces. Dk Double Kongo Slap to the back of the Head. BATTLE CONTINUES!

8 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 16:26 ID: hq5td9z

Dk with the dk crew

9 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 17:12 ID: hq600jb

DK. Donkey Kong. He’s got a coconut gun that fires in spurts.

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If he shoots ya it‘s gonna hurt

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D. K. DONKEY, KONG. D. K. DONKEY KONG IS HERE.

10 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 21:12 ID: hq6z8jm

This is a weird one to judge. Sephiroth has been augmented through what could very well pass for an alien in this world. With his incredible sword and a demonstrated will to kill, he presents himself as a dangerous, unpredictable foe, that, in his own game, gave the protagonist not only a good beating but was consistently one step ahead in an ultimate plan to doom the planet.

However, Donkey Kong is bigger, faster and stronger too. HES THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!!

11 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 19:41 ID: hq6m38j

DK. If he shoots Seph, it's gonna hurt.

12 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 16:27 ID: hq5thh2

Sephiroth is generally seen as the more powerful character in Smash.

13 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 17:04 ID: hq5yws5

Dk is a baller

14 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 19:19 ID: hq6isxp

Sephiroth is generally seen as the more powerful character in Smash.

15 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 20:01 ID: hq6ovf1

HIS CO CO NUT GUN FIRES IN SPURTS WHEN IT HITS ITS GONNA HURT

16 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 20:06 ID: hq6pmoq

"Your Coco-stigma is gone"

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"That's too bad"

17 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 21:37 ID: hq730ts

I was gonna post lyrics to Genocide by the Offspring until I looked up the lyrics to find out now, at almost 30, they were not singing DONKEY KONG, EVERYDAY and now I'm sad

18 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 23:19 ID: hq7hf99

Who: DK

How: Banana Slamma

19 ： Anonymous：2021/12/27 19:33 ID: hq6ktb8

Who ever made this should listen to the band K.Y.S. One.

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