Is using hacks directly related to having a micro penis?

1 : Anonymous2021/11/13 09:19 ID: qsxlw4

I think yes.

2 : Anonymous2021/11/13 10:09 ID: hkfy8gh

no b/c ppl with micropeens didnt choose that

hackers act on their scumsucking cowardice by choice

ID: hkgsjmq

Yeah, don’t insult people with smol pp by putting them in the same group as these degens

ID: hkhjdec

Agreed, it's scientifically proven that making a decision to use hacks is a sign of self castration, or lack of genitals entirely. Studies have proven that 1 in 5 males who used hacks during the peak of professional counter strike 1.6 in 2005 had significant regression of their testicles by 93% over a period of 90 days. The remaining 4 males tested showed signs of early onset infertility and an increase in oral oxygen inhalation, otherwise known as mouth breathing.

Little is known of the cause of these symptoms. Further studies have suggested that the software causes a hormone imbalance due to the user's degraded use of the prefrontal cortex in the brain, which is required for spacial awareness. The lack of stimulation drives a blockage in the hormonal diaphragm, leading to shrinkage and other such symptoms, like the need to lick the rectums of house hold pets.

If you, or someone you know is cheating, please, seek help. You can speak freely in confidence to the local self cunt lines on 1-900-IMMACUNT or find support online at

ID: hkh5zah

This is not about the penis size in a literal way, its about no having the courage to try and learn.

3 : Anonymous2021/11/13 13:06 ID: hkgbiwe

Hacking in multiplayer games is directly related to you being a complete asshole. The correlation is 110%.

ID: hkhgcs8

Developed and sold cheats for years, I can confirm this.

ID: hkhjzmg

Burn the witch

ID: hkhilg1

Why did you stop?

4 : Anonymous2021/11/13 10:17 ID: hkfyq4u

I have a small pp but i dont use hacks, if thats a fact i guess ill just go and buy some

ID: hkg41lx

As long as you don't hack it's still a nice cock, bro

ID: hkgkfi1

A cock with integrity, a cocks most important quality

ID: hkg43o6

I dont hack but i got skills to bully people 🙁 i wasnt blessed with a big dong, but at least i got skill rofl

ID: hkgmw22

All hacker have micropeen but not all micropeen use hack

ID: hkgpfog

I see you are a man of philosophy as well

ID: hkgxbav

The cheaters are most likely envious of your size

ID: hkg8g5m

I respect it

ID: hkh1d79

Wait, do you have a small pp or a micro peen? They’re two very different things

ID: hkhr1w2

Another small pp bro here in support. I’m hung like a tic tac but I do my best to bring that big dick energy. Small PP 4 Life…. ;-;

5 : Anonymous2021/11/13 17:26 ID: hkh7ig8

In general, I think small dick size shouldn't be an insult. It's something that in no way can be controlled, giving people shit about it is just mean-spirited.

Very obviously, though, the hackers' fathers never loved them.

6 : Anonymous2021/11/13 14:28 ID: hkgk30b

Let's not further stigmatise small penises. Just call them assholes, why correlate their behaviour with their penis size? smh

7 : Anonymous2021/11/13 15:40 ID: hkgsxdd

Penis size isn't indicative of someone's value...

Edit: Imagine saying any women cheating in Tarkov are obviously flat chested or have gaping vaginas. It just doesn't make any sense that something as trivial as a body part's size would correlate with them being an asshole.

8 : Anonymous2021/11/13 16:25 ID: hkgz0qy

Don’t insult my micro penis.

I’m no filthy hacker

9 : Anonymous2021/11/13 11:20 ID: hkg33hi

Not necessarily, however something probably isn’t right in their lives. I feel your moral compass is skewed somewhere along the line, and that could be from having no life to maybe a shit upbringing. I mean it’s just a video game.

ID: hkggvq9

Maybe just that it's a video game and the fact that people get so worked up about it is worth it to some people. It's not about winning for a lot of people, it's about pissing people off.

ID: hkgkf3b

Yes. But even the need to piss people off for fun can stem from feelings of inadequacy and insecurity.

Because they aren’t secure in themselves they find security in knowing they had an unfair advantage.

But I think MOST cheaters are from RMT websites. Imagine how many people are into telephone marketing scams, now imagine that amount of people working full time to sell billlions of rubles to asshats that “don’t cheat” but buy their way to great gear.

ID: hkh0cu5


10 : Anonymous2021/11/13 09:21 ID: hkfv1qd

Or they genuinely suck at real life so need to hack in a video game to make their meaningless life feel superior.

Ha I bet you in a video game... Using hacks.

11 : Anonymous2021/11/13 13:42 ID: hkgf1p0

There are probably 2 types:

Those that do it for the RMT money, which is scummy but hey money is money. They could be doing worse things I guess.

The second type would be those that do it for "fun", they are most likely deeply insecure and can't handle losing in any way so the only way for them to have fun is to guarantee "victory".

ID: hkgrhsb

Think of how dull Tarkov must be if you have to cheat to win? There is no challenge at that point. Can’t imagine there is much re-playability at that point either.

ID: hkgwzuh

It's not even winning, more a robbery. I don't get how people cheating can feel superior in any way, they are not better players than their victims.

12 : Anonymous2021/11/13 10:34 ID: hkfzx89

No, I have a micro peen and I don't hack, anecdotal though.

13 : Anonymous2021/11/13 13:25 ID: hkgdcfr

"every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle is a square."

14 : Anonymous2021/11/13 13:27 ID: hkgdls5

When I was young I would hang out in a computer club. This was before broadband was a thing in all homes. So we would play LAN and online. Yes, I am old.

Anyway, without fail, the kids who hacked at CS 1.7 were all either really fat or had personal issues, or both. Although I am not sure about their penis size, knowing this I mostly feel sorry for the kids using hacks.

Edit: Also, this is many years ago of course, and looking at those guys now, I realize their lives did not turn out well for any of them. They're what politicians used to call "social losers" and one of them is even dead.

So, if you're a kid now and feel you need to cheat in games, you gotta get your shit together.

ID: hkhgx1a

Anecdotally, I started cheating in video games at a young age, which in turn made me interested in programming, which made me learn how a computer works at a very low level in order to write cheats, and now I don’t have to work a day in my life.

Edit: I am a lil chubby tho 🙁

ID: hkgrm34

Now they are probably just politicians. Still cheating.

15 : Anonymous2021/11/13 13:54 ID: hkggabo

You cant help but feel bad. We all have lives and wins in real life. Jobs, relationships, working out or other hobbies that give us that win in real life. Tarkov is a fun avenue to play and get fun wins. A game. The cheaters are hopeless losers. No wins in real life. Shitty or no job, no relationships worth a damn, no wins in life. They go to tarkov for wins, but they suck. They are low IQ and cant adapt. So they cheat to get the only wins they can manage in their poor pitiful lives. I feel bad for them.

16 : Anonymous2021/11/13 14:42 ID: hkglrwd

People hack because of frustration i.e. They think they should be to better and then when stuff goes wrong they fail to manage expectations. In general it's a childish thing to do, a sign of low self development.

17 : Anonymous2021/11/13 19:02 ID: hkhl1j8

I have a micropeen and i don’t hack

What’s the deal there OP???

18 : Anonymous2021/11/13 19:30 ID: hkhow3w

Here's a genuine question, do you guys think that hacking (using cheats, not coding in this context) is related to being over nurtured? Either through privilege or just having super-loving parents?

ID: hkhri6b

No. My parents babied me for way too long (didn’t start cooking/doing my own laundry till college-level babying) and I despise hacking. Maybe that’s just me and my life experiences unrelated to parenting. I hate when people lie/cheat/steal in general, not just games.

19 : Anonymous2021/11/13 19:39 ID: hkhq5vl

Whats the classic signs that someone is hacking? Ive heard that the game is full of them but never seen one

ID: hkht8qq

Unfortunately it can be really hard to tell for sure in this game.

The only 100% sure way you can know is if you play with a group, and all of you get head-eyes’d by the same person within half a second, despite being staggered in such a way that nobody could flick to every head in that amount of time.

Indicators that someone MIGHT be hacking include:

running directly to your position, despite you having remained 100% silent for an extended period of time (could be a spot they always check) zipping along at unnatural speeds (could be desync) they have altyn/faceshield with no body armor (could be meming) they have best-in-caliber ammo despite having a gun with no attachments, sometimes even no ironsights (could be challenging themselves with stock gun / meming) they hit you in your faceshield 5+ times in the span of a second or two (could be really good / have a no-recoil gun like vector) they shoot you through a wall or other hard cover (could have great hearing / game sense) they instantly headshot you when swinging a corner, even though they were only on your screen for a quarter of a second (could be good / desync)
20 : Anonymous2021/11/13 19:45 ID: hkhqz5j

Not every micropensi owner is hacking but every hacker has a mincropensi

21 : Anonymous2021/11/13 19:54 ID: hkhsb5t

Hackers give Micro Penises a bad name

22 : Anonymous2021/11/13 20:10 ID: hkhum4a

Yes. Most definitely. Ran into another one today. Was turning off the KIBA alarm and sat still for 5 minutes waiting till later in the raid to actually go there. Dude full sprints to where I am. Opens my door and starts shooting before he even enters the room.

23 : Anonymous2021/11/13 20:23 ID: hkhwgat

I have far more respect for timothy pimpledick than I do for the fartcushions who hack in mp games

24 : Anonymous2021/11/13 20:24 ID: hkhwkl0

Have been killed by hacker, he added and offered me a free month trial for hacks.

I declined and reported him.

Do I indeed have a massive schlong? Well that's for the people in THIS thread to decide.

(plz tell my gf 754-592-5802)

25 : Anonymous2021/11/13 20:38 ID: hkhyk40

No, I think it was due to lack of any form attention/love from a parental figure.

26 : Anonymous2021/11/13 22:12 ID: hkibo00

No, I do not use hacks.

27 : Anonymous2021/11/13 10:48 ID: hkg0uua

anyone cheating in any video game spews smol Pee Pee energy.


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