And with a flash, he vanished!

1 : Anonymous2021/03/06 22:56 ID: lzdcbj
And with a flash, he vanished!
2 : Anonymous2021/03/06 23:22 ID: gq1dx76

this is my most fav tarkov clip

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vibes going on here

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Don’t worry the mods will delete it for violating rule 2.

3 : Anonymous2021/03/06 23:56 ID: gq1k3fr

Fucking Shinobi magic right there.

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Substitution jutsu

4 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:02 ID: gq1tyie

I killed a scav in that very same spot and he also flew away crazily and dropped a nade, except it was an F1 instead of a flash, and I died to it.

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Scav must’ve had the martyrdom perk

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Are you me? Same thing happened to me an hour ago, same spot

5 : Anonymous2021/03/06 23:31 ID: gq1fodr

Is this Harry Potter?

6 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:49 ID: gq1yrpr

Wtf is up with the dead bodies this patch lmao I’ve seen shit like disappearing bodies, bodies that don’t roll down slopes (they just teleport every few seconds) and bodies that fused into the floor in the most contorted positions.

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I’ve seen more pretzeled scav corpses than ever before. Not to mention customs was literally on fire with server lag the other day, the bodies were going insane too.

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i had one body on shoreline hump across the floor, into the hall through the closed door, through the other room and wall and off into the woods, staying about the height of the third floor the whole time..

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I joined interchange as a scav the other day and came across the aftermath of a 8+ kill slaughter... every single body looked like it had been pileddriven from the second floor off the balcony through the floor lmfao

7 : Anonymous2021/03/06 23:22 ID: gq1dynf

A message from god

8 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:44 ID: gq1y8i1

lmao this has to be one of the funniest clips I've seen

9 : Anonymous2021/03/07 05:08 ID: gq2hx5x

The funniest thing is that voiceline means, "Well, I'm healthy, so everything's all right!" and then you fold him into the 4th dimension.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/07 00:30 ID: gq1qm7n


11 : Anonymous2021/03/07 00:51 ID: gq1suuy


12 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:23 ID: gq2826x

solid laugh out of me, the comedic timing is too good

13 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:12 ID: gq1v1fm

Be funny if your kill feed at the end said "Houdini Copperfield"

14 : Anonymous2021/03/06 23:55 ID: gq1jv0m

Harry fucking Houdini

15 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:02 ID: gq1u1f1

"Kkkill meeee"

16 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:57 ID: gq2bcqm

What ammo are you using? Seems op lol

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I believe that shot was M855, but every 5.56x45 round will one-tap someone's unprotected face (though not all of them will send someone to the stratosphere)

17 : Anonymous2021/03/07 00:46 ID: gq1sbct


18 : Anonymous2021/03/07 00:56 ID: gq1tcm0

I dont laugh very often but holy shit thats amazing.

19 : Anonymous2021/03/07 02:15 ID: gq21ayk

Scavnis disappearus!

20 : Anonymous2021/03/07 04:08 ID: gq2cdm1

Bodies have been awfully broken these past raids huh

21 : Anonymous2021/03/07 04:36 ID: gq2f0fw

When you get your gear insured by god himself

22 : Anonymous2021/03/07 01:02 ID: gq1tyv2

It appears the space kraken from KSP has found its way to Tarkov

23 : Anonymous2021/03/07 04:43 ID: gq2fm6s

That stock adar with a vudu lol

24 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:17 ID: gq27ety

Suppressed adar with a vudu?

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Yeah, this was offline mode, I'm trying to find spots to do ASBIH

25 : Anonymous2021/03/07 05:31 ID: gq2k215
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26 : Anonymous2021/03/07 09:27 ID: gq30el5

This is top tier content

27 : Anonymous2021/03/07 02:42 ID: gq242jx

getting tarkov'd (killers pov)

28 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:04 ID: gq267s3

Tarkov channeling its Stalker roots. This was brilliant.

29 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:05 ID: gq26a8z

reject humanity, return to nature's noodle

30 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:22 ID: gq27wsk

Goddamn wizards

31 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:35 ID: gq29607

And he's gone with a Flash.

32 : Anonymous2021/03/07 04:13 ID: gq2cs51

amateur apparator

33 : Anonymous2021/03/07 04:57 ID: gq2gtk1

Amazing title lmao

34 : Anonymous2021/03/07 05:34 ID: gq2kdb2

He still fucked up timing though! But god was it hilarious.

35 : Anonymous2021/03/07 05:44 ID: gq2l80g


36 : Anonymous2021/03/07 05:50 ID: gq2lq6a

Well that was.... neat

37 : Anonymous2021/03/07 06:07 ID: gq2n3eu

Honestly they’ve fucked something up big time. Bodies all warped and can’t be looted. Rubber banding players feelsbad. That was funny though.

38 : Anonymous2021/03/07 06:10 ID: gq2naly


39 : Anonymous2021/03/07 06:14 ID: gq2nlrc
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40 : Anonymous2021/03/07 06:43 ID: gq2pyot
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41 : Anonymous2021/03/07 07:06 ID: gq2rm8g

He tried to become an titan.

42 : Anonymous2021/03/07 07:38 ID: gq2tqgy

"and for my next trick, I will fucking die and stretch through the boundry of existence"

43 : Anonymous2021/03/07 08:20 ID: gq2wcke

Uhhhhhhhh--SMOKE BOMB!

44 : Anonymous2021/03/07 08:51 ID: gq2y7e9

This game is in a really weird place currently.

45 : Anonymous2021/03/07 10:07 ID: gq32qeu

Next patch: "Tarkov muggles Vs. Harry Potter elites"

46 : Anonymous2021/03/07 10:21 ID: gq33kek


47 : Anonymous2021/03/07 10:35 ID: gq34bko

I did not expect to actually laugh. Holy shit, thank you.

48 : Anonymous2021/03/07 10:42 ID: gq34q6g

this is fucking gold, honestly, it can't get better than this

49 : Anonymous2021/03/07 11:23 ID: gq371ag
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50 : Anonymous2021/03/07 11:32 ID: gq37kor
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51 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:10 ID: gq39xl0


52 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:19 ID: gq3ai1o

He's a fucking ninja, dodged your weak billed and vanished like a pro.

53 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:26 ID: gq3azsu

And when the world needed him the most...

54 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:37 ID: gq3bq2t

..... And for my next magic trick...

55 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:51 ID: gq3cppj

David Blane Scav over here lol

56 : Anonymous2021/03/07 12:58 ID: gq3dapb

He did the "Ninja vanish!" thing!

57 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:21 ID: gq3f2rq

Deyvid Blainanov

58 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:26 ID: gq3fgft

Somebody was hitting the floo powder.

59 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:42 ID: gq3gto5


60 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:44 ID: gq3gzch


61 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:48 ID: gq3h9mw

anomaly detected.

62 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:54 ID: gq3hsut

Pokes with stick: you ok bud?

63 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:55 ID: gq3hy39

Scavdini the most impressive magician in tarkov. He can head eyes you from across the map with a shotgun without even looking .

64 : Anonymous2021/03/07 13:57 ID: gq3i3zo

I love the comedic timing of the flash ahhahah great post, made my day

65 : Anonymous2021/03/07 15:52 ID: gq3tkmr

Why are body's flying everywhere, freezing in mid air, and just straight up disappearing?? I see this every raid

66 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:21 ID: gq4c9jn

The Tarkov SCP has breached containment!

67 : Anonymous2021/03/07 18:44 ID: gq4flko

The name’s Blaine. David Blaine.

68 : Anonymous2021/03/07 20:59 ID: gq4z67n

nice gun, sbih?

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69 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:12 ID: gq514v1

I have seen that in Harry Potter too.

70 : Anonymous2021/03/07 21:32 ID: gq53v5v

This is easily the best Tarkov clip I have ever seen. Caption is perfect.

71 : Anonymous2021/03/07 23:18 ID: gq5huqk

In the past few days it's the only time I've seen bodies disappear or contort in a weird way once dead.

72 : Anonymous2021/03/08 00:20 ID: gq5orfb

What is funny is it is happening more since this last update, along with stuff falling through the ground, or my fav, from last night, my mate dropped a Grizzly for me to heal up with and it kept moving away from me like I was kicking it.

73 : Anonymous2021/03/07 03:39 ID: gq29iqm

Please explain why there's a vudu on a stock adar man...

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For ASBIH runs I prefer to bring an cheap kit, but I need a good sight otherwise it's pointless. Also it's not entirely stock, as I added a silencer.


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