What kind of Insurance is this?!

1 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:15 ID: m5f476
What kind of Insurance is this?!
2 : Anonymous2021/03/15 09:45 ID: gqzwhwl

When you are so bad at the Game and the gun extracts itself because it can't handle it any more.

ID: gr0rhtl

That seems like something my gun would do

ID: gr0p1mf

Gun's like

3 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:51 ID: gqzpzd5

You get out of the raid, and there's an extra 10 kills on the board...

ID: gqzzv0u

You just wiped out Tomato Town?

ID: gr033d0

Heading south bound as we speak

4 : Anonymous2021/03/15 08:26 ID: gqzs13n

That’s what happens when you insure with a cultist

ID: gqzzaj2

I'd pay extra

5 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:36 ID: gqzp2ds

"I have to go, my people need me"

6 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:27 ID: gqzyy04

On it’s way to annihilate the whole server

ID: gqzzx7l

This shit just made me wake up my girl laughing so loud! Thank u for making my morning lol

ID: gr0b8dx

Glad I made you laugh

7 : Anonymous2021/03/15 08:31 ID: gqzsb4d

This is Tarkov Prime

8 : Anonymous2021/03/15 13:44 ID: gr0f5y7

Y'see what most people dont know is prapor collects insured items by sitting at the edge of the map with a comically large magnet. I suppose he just came early this time.

ID: gr0slym

I support this theory

ID: gr16ak6

Makes a lot of sense, brass is non-magnetic so the ammo doesn't come back

9 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:53 ID: gqzq2bz

Omw to drop some chads

10 : Anonymous2021/03/15 08:42 ID: gqzsxk1

Remember not to coat your guns in Aperture Science™ Repulsion gel

ID: gr1anqa

I'm making a note here, huge success

11 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:01 ID: gqzxfre

Tarkov prime, subscribe now and your gear commits insurance fraud for you

12 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:29 ID: gqzomdi

Said I’ll go to bush for you

13 : Anonymous2021/03/15 09:14 ID: gqzuonz

Same day delivery guaranteed.

14 : Anonymous2021/03/15 09:45 ID: gqzwiaf

its already on its way to your inbox.

15 : Anonymous2021/03/15 07:46 ID: gqzpnuh

He's just going home, dont worry.

16 : Anonymous2021/03/15 17:12 ID: gr15ujo

hippity hoppity, Im no longer your property

17 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:17 ID: gqzycgz

No wonder it takes a day to get back.

18 : Anonymous2021/03/15 12:57 ID: gr0aaql


19 : Anonymous2021/03/15 13:23 ID: gr0cvf1

This is what happens when you order the "davy jones" insurance, but release the item when you aren't near any water. The item must go find some water to jump into.

20 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:16 ID: gqzy9x7

Thats prapor vingardium leviosa spell, hands tremor and messes with weapon attachments but worth it for insurance

21 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:53 ID: gr00ld3

Those poor scavs have to run after your insured gear for shitty pay. No wonder I get nothing back

22 : Anonymous2021/03/15 11:29 ID: gr02zot

he's late for his M4 meeting

23 : Anonymous2021/03/15 12:54 ID: gr0a0xb
24 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:59 ID: gr0vzqe

Reminds me of that canned beef ravioli commercial.

25 : Anonymous2021/03/15 16:16 ID: gr0y8z9

Mexican Jumping Insurance.

It's actually a tiny worm inside the gun that gets excited and makes the whole thing appear to jump.

26 : Anonymous2021/03/15 16:38 ID: gr117l4

Hippity Hoppity, your gun is my property

27 : Anonymous2021/03/15 10:20 ID: gqzyjft

Amazon Prime at work

28 : Anonymous2021/03/15 12:01 ID: gr05ekz

You're a wizard Philip.

29 : Anonymous2021/03/15 12:30 ID: gr07u6s

Prapors "dogs"

30 : Anonymous2021/03/15 13:03 ID: gr0avuf

Wtf lol, that looked like a fish flopping back to the water

31 : Anonymous2021/03/15 13:29 ID: gr0digs

When you insure thru therapist instead of praporw

32 : Anonymous2021/03/15 13:34 ID: gr0e11y

Probably therapist if not i would need one after seeing this

33 : Anonymous2021/03/15 14:30 ID: gr0kdce

They Insured that M4 with a wizard or some shit, fucker just grew legs and took off.

34 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:10 ID: gr0pae7
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35 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:14 ID: gr0ptun

"I don't want to be meta anymore!"

36 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:14 ID: gr0puac

Guns don’t kill people, people... wait...

37 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:34 ID: gr0sk7t

In Soviet Russia, gun insures you.

38 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:36 ID: gr0sxdu

Sometimes it's the server, sometimes it's a hacker... Sometimes it's just you

39 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:44 ID: gr0tyc4

That’s how prapor’s boys does it, Sugar.

40 : Anonymous2021/03/15 15:56 ID: gr0vmy8

Happened to me too. With a m1a and a reap on it, I dropped it to sneak and it glitched away


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