Did not expect to run into this at 2AM on Factory

1 : Anonymous2021/04/05 06:40 ID: mkegic
Did not expect to run into this at 2AM on Factory
2 : Anonymous2021/04/05 08:50 ID: gtfng30

Happened to my brother. He got Ks-23'd then this whole group knifed him. He blindfire killed one.

My brother said he got messaged by one of them telling him they were just drunk as f and messing around.

ID: gtgfb97

We literally did this the other day on factory. Thought it would be hilarious...

Instead I blinded my team mate, shot my other team mate in the stomach, and the two pmcs (who must have wondered wtf we were doing) just killed all of us while we ran around like headless chickens

ID: gth2tt4

Sounds pretty funny to me lamo

ID: gth68iw

This is the way

ID: gtgf3xj

That's hilarious lolol

ID: gtgqoy0

Drunk Spartan runs on Factory sound like a great time tbh

ID: gtgg9sd

Boys being boys as always

ID: gtgrrdt

The true way to play.

3 : Anonymous2021/04/05 08:24 ID: gtflwj8

Had some dudes with all ks-23's go for the stun n stab combo on me earlier. Factory is the zone where people go to just troll lol

Or be the biggest chad they can

Edit: This is the clip -

- They hopped Into chat afterwards, and told me they were trying to blind me so they could cultist knife stab me. Factory is a scary place lol

ID: gtg1u2g

There’s three types of factory players, the ones who want to have fun, the chad prefragging spawn pushers, and the new players with their p226r trying to understand wtf tarkov is.

ID: gtg3oip

it was the first map i tried, i was so scared lol

ID: gtg60bg

Finishing Punisher part 6, ran into a level 1 with his minty fresh m4.

'Poor lad, what the fuck are you doing in factory...' I thought as I chucked his gun in the corner..

ID: gtgbekn

Being noob and accidentally loading factory at night with no mount light or nvg is what nightmares are made of.

ID: gtg3zlz

and me trying to finish FUCKING STIRRUP FUCK SKIER

ID: gtg676l

This is very accurate

ID: gtgcoy6

factory was the first map i tried before looking anything up in tarkov, also we did it at night. just 3 of us in the pitch black clueless and lost af lmao next round was 5 of us, all first time players, on woods. that first day was rough lol

ID: gtgzdza

I love Factory. So much room for activities! Quick pvp, quick extracts (some within 5s of the raid starting), and no super juicy loot spawns to be stolen from you

4 : Anonymous2021/04/05 07:09 ID: gtfhdbx

Hahah WTF was that? The knife gang? Wp, you still standing!

ID: gtfhh0l

Wish I made it out, but the poison killed me before I could 🙁

ID: gtfq8fe

That makes the whole experience even funnier

ID: gtggd4s

You mean you don’t bring an antidote to factory? Smh...

ID: gtgxeqo

What poison? I'm new and never heard of a poison?!?!?

ID: gtfzlsz

what are the odds that re is running a 90 round drum? haha

5 : Anonymous2021/04/05 11:59 ID: gtg0nwq

What's this? A new quest from Jaeger?

ID: gtgyve6

Delete this

ID: gthha1a

"Kill 3 PMCs in a single raid while they are wearing a Killa Helmet with a Red Rebel out on Factory."

6 : Anonymous2021/04/05 12:39 ID: gtg4ezh

Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.

ID: gtgddt6

And a 4th will rise after all his teammates have been baited

7 : Anonymous2021/04/05 07:12 ID: gtfhjuz

cultists gang?

8 : Anonymous2021/04/05 11:57 ID: gtg0hkq

The cult of Killa, I love it.

9 : Anonymous2021/04/05 18:16 ID: gthabkq

Can y’all IMAGINE this when VOIP gets implemented? Just gonna be a bunch of Hannibal’s slurping in your ear

10 : Anonymous2021/04/05 07:07 ID: gtfh84j

Paid actors

11 : Anonymous2021/04/05 07:49 ID: gtfjry8

I believe it, people do things like this it’s not crazy. Not everyone is a sweaty try hard. Me and my friends have a plan to all gear like killa and one guy baits with rpk burst and we all kill whoever comes over

ID: gtg361i

I had a round on interchange, where I killed 3 guys looking like killa. After I killed the first one, my comm was "I killed killa... No wait, it was a player.. Wtf".. Then I killed another guy just sitting around where killa spawns. "now I killed killa.. Damn it's a player again".. 3 fking times 😀

ID: gthml3j

Me and my friends did this a while ago, was there smoke grenades going off everwhere as well?

ID: gtfkkaj

that’s dirty lol

12 : Anonymous2021/04/05 14:40 ID: gtght66

the secret society of super hatchlings

13 : Anonymous2021/04/05 09:08 ID: gtfok2q

Factory has always been a great play ground for groups, especially when you go in 5 man and get the place to yourself once you kill the poor solo player.

Had so many laughs "I found some great loot here!" Bang "No, I found some great loot!" or night time raids with no NV or torches, so much fun whilst being strangely terrifying at the same time!

What makes it feel tragic now is virtually none of those people I used to EFT with, play anymore. The game literally drove them away.

ID: gtftiua

Anyone who doesn’t have the time to invest gratuitous amounts of time, while also treating eft as essentially their only game doesn’t stay long.

It is sad, but it literally weeds out any “casual” gamer, whether that is their choice or the result of the free time they have due to their job, school etc.

ID: gth1ms8

You can play it casually if you're patient. I just came back from over a month long break and my first 3 raids were 4+ kills and 500k+ loot and im only level 13 (got the game in January). i play solo and just sneak around sniping or flanking groups indoors with grenades. It takes up all of a single night to get shit done, but i can leave and come back for days at a time without issues

If stealth isn't fun for you though then yeah i can see it getting boring, but i love it. In fact if anything I've started playing even slower by semi-permanently moving only in crouch at the lowest speed lol

ID: gtg2w2j

That’s me right now. I do really like the game and have a good time, but honestly can’t play enough to keep up with other players and just get rolled or can’t loot much. Don’t take it to seriously so that helps me play when I do.

14 : Anonymous2021/04/05 12:43 ID: gtg4t75

Lol man if not that drum mag 🙂 nice one

15 : Anonymous2021/04/05 16:25 ID: gtgvlxp

Expect to run into anything in Tarkov, especially the Ninja turtles.

16 : Anonymous2021/04/05 16:43 ID: gtgy08t

I needed one more insomnia kill to get Kappa a few days ago. My four buddies and I went to Factory all geared out with KS23s, star rounds, and a bunch of zarya flash bangs. We flashed the crap out of a duo and I got my last kill with my red rebel. My buddy killed the other guy too with his RR. We celebrated by dancing around in the extract, shooting our guns in the air, throwing flashes, and chugged moonshine that we had brought in with us. It was hilarious and honestly one of my best gaming memories and achievements. 🙂

17 : Anonymous2021/04/05 09:56 ID: gtfrgqc

Raid stats. Recoil control up 5%!

18 : Anonymous2021/04/05 14:03 ID: gtgdfoa

People have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money

19 : Anonymous2021/04/05 16:28 ID: gtgvyqg

They wanted your lunch money

20 : Anonymous2021/04/05 16:57 ID: gtgzxdb

Wish I could get free troll kills like this

21 : Anonymous2021/04/05 13:17 ID: gtg8bj7

Some people just have too much money in this game lmao

22 : Anonymous2021/04/05 13:26 ID: gtg99jo

I support this as the endgame for all chads


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