Shout out to all the terrible Tarkov players that still enjoy the game

1 : Anonymous2021/04/24 19:02 ID: mxqisd

I mean that time when you took PP 5.45 ammo by accident.

Or M855...without the A1.

Or forgot all meds.

Or got so spooked when shot that you jumped and lost all sense of direction.

Or your survival rate is so low that a PACA and MP-133 is your default loadout.

Or you left your gun on single fire.

Or you forgot to take nades.

Or you just can't spot the enemy if your life depended on it.

Or if you're just kinda slow and reflexes can't keep up with the fortnite kids.

Or if you're just casual and can't spend your life learning Tarkov but you still jump in for a bit sometimes.

Or if you've been checking your map on your only monitor.

Or if you play on speakers with no directional sound.

Or if you play with no sound because the kid is sleeping.

Or if you left the flashlight on your secondary gun, oblivious that your ass is now shining like a beacon of Gondor in the darkness of Interchange.

Thanks to you I can kill someone once in a while and have a good raid. Thank you! You're the lifeblood of this game. I hope my gear will make your day if you get it via PMC kill or Scav run.

I salute you all.

2 : Anonymous2021/04/24 19:45 ID: gvqqlab

> Or you left your gun on single fire.

Had to go play rocket league for an hour after doing this one today.

ID: gvrc91u

I have lost TWO exfil/slick/meta m4 loadouts to this exact thing twice this wipe. I now constantly check fire mode haha

ID: gvrlto4

Just do it once at the beginning of the raid and then don't touch it again. The same thing goes for when you pick up a new weapon. Always check chamber, mag & fire mode.

ID: gvrlovs

Did this yesterday after I rounded a corner in black bishop and touched noses with one of Glukhar's assault followers. I have no idea how I got out of that, after 1/2 seconds of tapping 10 luger CLI as fast as I could into his face shield I just ran back up the stairs, I must have had an angel on my shoulder that day as he never even shot back.

3 : Anonymous2021/04/24 19:10 ID: gvqmfme

Take the pp one time I swear.

4 : Anonymous2021/04/24 20:15 ID: gvqu6yj

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

5 : Anonymous2021/04/24 22:26 ID: gvr9foc

Or if you forgot to eat/drink pre-raid and suddenly crackers and apple juice become prioritised higher than top tier loot.

6 : Anonymous2021/04/24 21:02 ID: gvqzms8

Sick, I got two extra mags in my rig. Shit, wrong ammo type for my gun. I love my “god dammit Bobby” Tarkov moments.

7 : Anonymous2021/04/24 23:50 ID: gvriscs

I love the game, but I hate playing it seriously

8 : Anonymous2021/04/24 19:05 ID: gvqluiz


9 : Anonymous2021/04/24 22:13 ID: gvr7zhf

Or if you've been checking your map on your only monitor.

i've been attacked

10 : Anonymous2021/04/24 22:35 ID: gvraemv

Not a good player, but also not bad. Few games give you a bigger feeling if reward and accomplishment than Tarkov when you manage to extract after a really good run.

11 : Anonymous2021/04/24 22:55 ID: gvrco3s

Don’t forget fat fingered reloaded instead of turning on your laser.

12 : Anonymous2021/04/24 23:28 ID: gvrgebj

one time I went into a raid forgetting to put my mosin mag back in the gun so I had to run one bullet the entire raid

13 : Anonymous2021/04/24 23:36 ID: gvrh8ly

Are you me?

for real though.. I remember keeping a ton of extra ammo in my gamma...for the wrong gun. That was a quick exfil thanks to a scav.

14 : Anonymous2021/04/24 23:53 ID: gvrj4bh

Tip of the hat from the guy that went in to shoreline today with a slick and meta AK103 got the resort god spawn and forgot meds. But I completed wet job pt 4 and extracted with a nice 690xp.


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