Elon Musk spotted in Gas Station Simulator

1 : Anonymous2021/09/17 13:25 ID: pq04ah
Elon Musk spotted in Gas Station Simulator
2 : Anonymous2021/09/17 14:20 ID: hd7krt7

Nha, he is probably called Emon Lusk, closely related but not the same guy.

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Lemon Musk

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Melon Usk

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Wouldn't be a Lemon party without a spot for old Musk.

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Looks like he's been sniffing NFT's

3 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:28 ID: hd7ufyr

He also drives the gas truck I think

4 : Anonymous2021/09/17 13:55 ID: hd7hh3m

a gas station simulater? loll what is going on with these "simulation" games? driving, farming, gas, whyy??

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Life is a simulation.

Art imitates life.

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Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

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Simulations are life.

Life imitates art.

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is it tho?

ID: hd81jlu

As a chef I find it absolutely baffling why anyone would want to simulate working in a kitchen.

Then you realise the game doesn’t have an asshole manager, underpaid staff, fridges, freezers, and ovens that break down every other week and asshole waiting staff who deliberately put through 5 tickets at the same time just to fuck with you because you wouldn’t make them lunch.

ID: hd89ocv

Yes. Thats what makes these games fun. Like car mechanic simulator is a very fun game and pretty close to what you do while working on a car but you dont have to deal with keeping track of bolts, fumbling around trying to find the right socket for any of the bolts, actually torqueing down bolts to spec so you arent overtightening or under-tightening anything and fucking up the entire car, struggling to make certain parts fit into place, dealing with any of the grease or how hot a garage can get in the summer or dealing with trying to squeeze your hand into some super tight areas.

Instead you just focus on the fun aspect, figuring out whats wrong with the car and replacing the broken parts. Good times.

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haven't you ever wanted to work in a gas station without, you know, having to actually work in a gas station?

ID: hd8macn

I worked in one on the weekends when I was 16, I was the only staff in that fucking place for 10 hours at a time.

Back then, we still sometimes had to use one of those fucking manual card swiper machines (with the paper press etc) whenever the card payment went down, which would happen fairly often. This was far too slow for getting through customers at a reasonable rate, and without any help, it meant if people drove off there was basically nothing I could do about it (its hard to report the time someone drives off if you have a never ending queue of people waiting to pay).

Fuck working in a gas station. There is no way this game is accurate, if it was, it would be called a misery simulator.

I still remember to this day that the guy who trained me for 1 weekend before he left told me that he takes the porn videos home and made copies of them. He spent more time telling me about the porn than how to lock the place up at night, close the accounts in the evening, sort out the float and all that other bullshit that I never want to have to think about again.

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Nope. I genuinely, truly cannot say I have ever had that desire.

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The new Lawnmower Simulator is actually fun and satisfying

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How else would you gain experience working at a gas station?

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you dont, ever.

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Farming simulator is really relaxing, and with any game of this type progression and optimization are where the fun is had. Getting a new tractor and arranging your crops the perfect way to harvest is very satisfying.

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You forgot “Bus Simulator”.

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When I was a kid my parents gifted me a toy set of an airport, so I can play to be the manager of the airport with the toys. This games are the same thing, It was very cool.

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idk but goat simulator was dopeshow

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All video games are simulations

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I mean farming sim is understandable. Not everyone has access to a farm to experience it themselves, and some want to toy around.

Truck sim.. well, trucks are cool sometimes. and driving down a highway can be relaxing I guess?

All the other sims? no idea. Really. I fail to see the point myself.

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A lot of them are basically just management/builder games which have always been pretty popular.

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You can wrap almost any concept in a gameplay loop. It doesn't have to really resemble the real life job.

5 : Anonymous2021/09/17 18:25 ID: hd8jswz

Cool. Quick unrelated question, can you punch people in this game?

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No, but you can throw shit at them. It's kinda fun to do after you watch them walk into your gas station and drop a live fucking fish on the floor like it's normal.

6 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:52 ID: hd7xz6v

What a punchable face, can you punch in this?

7 : Anonymous2021/09/17 13:27 ID: hd7dsx7

checking out the competition

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More like proposing a service agreement. The future of gas stations is electric recharging after all. If they don't adapt the convenience store aspect, which is where they make a lot of money, real profits evaporate along with the petrol profits. Most stations only make 4-8 cents per gallon sold. That's less than $1 profit for an average car filling up 15 gallons. The real money comes from the store, not the gas.

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Lol, can't believe you got downvotes for this even in


You're absolutely correct, and in fact there are already a lot of superchargers and other DCFCs at gas stations, with far more buildout planned.

Plus, I just straight up want to have a convenience store at my charging stop. On my last few trips I specifically stopped at superchargers that were at convenience stores or near fast food. Spend ~10-15 minutes at the charger, go to a clean(ish) bathroom and get a coffee? Yeah more of that please, lol!

8 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:34 ID: hd7vf33

This is this game's version of a "rare drop". Everyone knows you ain't EVER going to see Elon in a gas station.

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IDK... He might pull a Magneto

9 : Anonymous2021/09/17 17:49 ID: hd8epnv

I wasn't gonna play a gas station simulator out of no interest, but now I'm not gonna play it out of spite

10 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:58 ID: hd7yvzr

I thought this was Cyberpunk at first. Not even the weird face, just something about the lighting and UI.

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You mean the moon faces the lifeless AI gave you in the city?

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I had the same exact thought hahaha

11 : Anonymous2021/09/17 17:48 ID: hd8em6j

Looks more like Ant, or possibly Dec.

12 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:06 ID: hd8y00x

Game is fucking gold

13 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:36 ID: hd92btd

Emon Lusk))

14 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:46 ID: hd7x1hk

Looks more like the Ancient Aliens idiot to me

15 : Anonymous2021/09/17 19:21 ID: hd8rppf

can you beat the fuckin shit outta him?

16 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:54 ID: hd7yaz7

You must kill him. Tesla is trying to put gas stations out of business.

17 : Anonymous2021/09/17 16:21 ID: hd824go

Plot twist: He owns that gas station, he is just coming in undercover.

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edit: i am dumb he literally have a electric car company.

18 : Anonymous2021/09/17 14:35 ID: hd7my2q

Better yet I think the guy with the gun sweater is Mark Serbu. I think most of them are celebrity look-alikes.

19 : Anonymous2021/09/17 15:42 ID: hd7wgd1

Ol musky

20 : Anonymous2021/09/17 16:24 ID: hd82ljl

Seems weird that the electric car guy is buying gas.

22 : Anonymous2021/09/17 17:09 ID: hd891n4

23 : Anonymous2021/09/17 18:15 ID: hd8ihiu

Why is this a game? lol

24 : Anonymous2021/09/17 18:20 ID: hd8j47p

Lol that's great

25 : Anonymous2021/09/17 18:43 ID: hd8md0u

So you can attack NPCs in this game, right?

26 : Anonymous2021/09/17 18:55 ID: hd8o0yu

Gas station simulator....

27 : Anonymous2021/09/17 19:54 ID: hd8wb34

I thought this was cyberpunk at first.. Idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing

28 : Anonymous2021/09/17 19:56 ID: hd8wo4j
29 : Anonymous2021/09/17 19:59 ID: hd8wz06

I would upvote a post just telling me that there is a Gas Station Simulator.

30 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:10 ID: hd8ymo7

Im bout to whip my dick out

31 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:18 ID: hd8zsfc

Wtf plays a game that makes u pretend to be working a gas station?

32 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:54 ID: hd94sb9

I thought this was a cyberpunk screenshot

33 : Anonymous2021/09/17 20:58 ID: hd959iw

Do you think there will be a Gas Station Simulator II or DLCs i mean all the activites possible in a gas stations must already be in this one... xD

34 : Anonymous2021/09/17 21:09 ID: hd96ssm

tf is a "gas station simulator"?

Gas station is the last place anyone wants to be in real life. why would there be a game about this?

right up there w/ "watch paint dry simulator" and "straightening the house simulator"

35 : Anonymous2021/09/17 21:09 ID: hd96twm

N-95 Mask

36 : Anonymous2021/09/17 21:28 ID: hd99ex4

Got his somewhat smug looking smile

37 : Anonymous2021/09/17 21:46 ID: hd9brei

He's going to make your gas station go out of business. Good luck.

38 : Anonymous2021/09/17 21:52 ID: hd9cjbs

Dude, you gotta sweep those floors!

39 : Anonymous2021/09/17 22:06 ID: hd9eh7f

Isn’t that slightly illegal? Like using his likeness?(mostly likely without permission)

40 : Anonymous2021/09/17 22:33 ID: hd9huey

Please tell me he's the attendant.

41 : Anonymous2021/09/17 22:49 ID: hd9jwnt

The irony of Elon being at a gas station is hilarious.

42 : Anonymous2021/09/17 23:08 ID: hd9mccj

mad at gas car

43 : Anonymous2021/09/17 23:21 ID: hd9nwfy

Lol a gas station of all places. I’d believe it if it was a Tesla supercharger station

44 : Anonymous2021/09/17 17:38 ID: hd8d59f

Wow people actually do buy those shitty games!


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