“I play Resident Evil for the plot”

1 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:07 ID: r2y18y
“I play Resident Evil for the plot”
2 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:30 ID: hm7ekda

"I like the resident evil modding community for its creativity and ingenuity"

The resident evil modding community: BUMS AND TITTIES

ID: hm8cdww

Mr. X in a banana hammock was hilarious.

ID: hm8m69h

That changes the context of the "X gon' give it to ya" mod significantly

ID: hm8hnl4

Same with skyrim although the people are so in denial when i brought it up. Hmmm i can feel the downvotes starts coming into my comment if it got noticed by many people.

ID: hm8ulu6

To be fair, there are some genuinely good quest and companion mods on the nexus, plus armor and weapon mods that totally fine and actually really well done.

Unfortunately it gets a bad rap because the porn mods outnumber them like 3 to 1.

ID: hm8kzqj

I did you a solid my guy. Saved you from that negative

ID: hm8vco2

First thing I did after making a nexus account was make sure the nsfw filter was on. Didn’t want any degenerate stuff in my dragon slaying game

3 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:15 ID: hm7cndx

The plot thickens...

ID: hm7dlek

That plot is thicc af

ID: hm89363

Just want to get into all that plot.

ID: hm8u6xj

Plot holes

ID: hm905ya

Careful not to expose your plot holes.

ID: hm93eub

Wish the plot went deeper and explored more, instead it's what you see is what you get

4 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:30 ID: hm7em96

Don’t forget Ashley and her ballistics

ID: hm7j7c9

Capcom did in the VR version apparently.

ID: hm82vti

Literally unplayable

ID: hm8t0u3

And her panties.

5 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:12 ID: hm7ccun

Loading screen when your parents walk into your bedroom.

6 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:12 ID: hm7cbap

I didn't know Asian girls existed until Ada wong in '98 and now I'm married to one

ID: hm7czyg

Leon would be proud

ID: hm7zx2d

Chris wouldn't

ID: hm8ddtr


ID: hm8dos6

No unfortunately I hate that guy

7 : Anonymous2021/11/26 23:30 ID: hm7m3v9

Plot holes

8 : Anonymous2021/11/27 04:57 ID: hm8nvn0

Where is Leon.

9 : Anonymous2021/11/27 02:39 ID: hm88lz6

You know it's going to be good when 40% of the polygon budget has gone to an ass.

10 : Anonymous2021/11/27 08:27 ID: hm963g6

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

Any Female Protagonist. P*rn

Resident Evil Modders: They‘re the same picture

11 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:51 ID: hm7h8bf

Careful not to expose your plot holes.

12 : Anonymous2021/11/27 08:09 ID: hm94t3y

Where are Chris' bicepts and Leon's lacking of everything? These are crucial plot twists.

13 : Anonymous2021/11/26 22:46 ID: hm7gjmu
14 : Anonymous2021/11/27 06:54 ID: hm8yvd5

This will never be ok until the male characters get the same treatment. I want to see bubble butts, huge baskets, and bulge physics.

ID: hm9onlb

My man!

ID: hmas5r3

I spent all the time customizing my genitalia in Cyberpunk and not fucking ONCE was it showcased during my playthrough.

ID: hma2ugu

Ever played metal gear solid lol

15 : Anonymous2021/11/27 06:43 ID: hm8xyg2

Everyone bought RE: Village for the plot.

16 : Anonymous2021/11/27 15:25 ID: hma5tf4

really? 4k upvotes for some ass shots? are you kidding? this is disappointing.

17 : Anonymous2021/11/27 15:58 ID: hmaa192

Me, who doesn’t even play Resident Evil because I know I’m gonna shit a brick the moment I enter a room with lighting below 1.5k lumens: Uhh… yeah…

18 : Anonymous2021/11/27 05:46 ID: hm8st6t

I'm playing Village right now, and I mean...I'm enjoying it, but it's been a while since I've played a Resident Evil game, and now I'm remembering why. It's not that the puzzles are particularly difficult, it's usually (not always) blatantly obvious what you have to do, but the act itself is completely nonsensical. Like keeping your wardrobe/dressing rooms behind a secret door, sealed by a statue, that can only be opened by finding a hidden ring, removing the gemstone eye from the ring, and placing it in the statue's eye socket. WHO DESIGNS THEIR HOUSE LIKE THAT? Even if you're a supernatural being, that's a pain in the ass every time you want to get dressed or changed. Or having a room in your house that can only be opened by placing a specific bottle of wine in a silver hand sculpture, and the wine is in the kitchen, submerged in a bowl of entrails?

I told my best friend last night, just wait until I buy a house.


, where's the bathroom?"

"It's down the hall, but to open the door you need to find three coins, and to find what order to place them in you must play the broken piano in the basement, and find out which notes are missing, and use those notes to solve a poem, which will tell you...."

ID: hm9mcmw

Yeah this got more and more nonsensical and harder to logically explain as the games went on.

At least in Resident Evil 1 its explained that the person who owns the mansion (Spencer) was eccentric. And specifically hired an architect (Trevor) who was known for designing secrets, traps and gimmicks to build a mansion that was as mysterious as possible.
The mansion was just a coverup for the real facility below so i always figured the staff had their own keys and backdoors.

Its a bit of a weak explanation but at least there is one.
Its just a game but i feel like things that doesn't make logical sense within the game's established universe breaks the immersion.

ID: hm96gaw

It's a game dude.

ID: hmasngb

The Castle is built as a puzzle by the puzzle maker who killed himself. Says so on the plaque in the puzzle room

ID: hm95hel

Weird that it never struck me as weird until you pointed it out.

19 : Anonymous2021/11/27 04:39 ID: hm8m33k

"I play tomb raider for the plot"

20 : Anonymous2021/11/26 23:09 ID: hm7jfm0

Resident Evil is my favorite game series and this might be one of the many reasons why ngl.

21 : Anonymous2021/11/27 03:12 ID: hm8ci72

That's a plot hole I can get behind

22 : Anonymous2021/11/27 05:45 ID: hm8sobe

Meanwhile RE3 remake Jill has a long back instead of an ass.

ID: hm974k3

Play Revelations instead, the 3DS version absolutely turned up the 3D effect on the booty

23 : Anonymous2021/11/27 07:03 ID: hm8znqy

Pretty sure that's the backstory

24 : Anonymous2021/11/26 23:40 ID: hm7ncvk

“Resident Evil” more like “Rear End”

25 : Anonymous2021/11/26 23:33 ID: hm7mfpe

Beggars can’t be choosers


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