Forget your star sign, what path you taking?

1 : Anonymous2021/12/10 12:21 ID: rd7gdz
Forget your star sign, what path you taking?
2 : Anonymous2021/12/10 14:47 ID: hnzpyt9

El Gigante is easier though it's best to do both for the money

ID: ho0ov9b

Would you do both on Professional as well? I’m on my first ever Pro run rn

ID: ho0p6lo

On your first pro run, cheese as much as possible so you can get to the unlockables. When you finish, buy the Infinite Rocket Launcher and go ham on your next playthrough.

ID: ho0pb3s

I don’t ever see an issue getting money in the game so i always just go with el gigante, open the door, hit him with a rock, grab everything in the shacks and run for Ashley’s life

ID: ho0qeoy

I'd do it, I am to obsessed over getting everything

ID: ho0x6ee

Shoot kneecaps, Suplex/Kick, and knife...simple as that.

ID: ho15w2z

I've always heard that El Gigante is easier, but I've never thought so.

Gigante requires fast aiming (to center the head while he's charging you), whereas the sisters barely require aim at all.

My sisters method is pretty straightforward.

Dump Ashley where she belongs (in the first garbage can.)

Snipe everyone from long distance. Enjoy the delightful spray of exploding gore on my schedule. Not theirs.

Jump down and touch the spawn point with a single toe, escape out of the cutscene, then immediately run up the ladder saying "oh shit oh shit oh shit" every time.

Head back to the starting point. Spend the minute or so waiting on enemies telling Ashley how hot you think Ada is. Especially her tiny, delicious ears.

Use a handgun and bad standup comedy to hold everyone up on the ledge until the first sister appears.

Blow the explosive cart. The relief on their faces will be your reward. If the first sister survives, feed her grenades until she doesn't.

Shotgun the second sister until there's a family reunion in Hell.

Keep your back to the gate and new enemies up on the ledge so I can snipe their nuts off at my leisure.

Gently glide through the rest of the level like a greased bullet.

Remember Ashley exists when you can't exit the level.


Retrieve Ashley.

Get supplies from this little area.

Groan in irritation.

Go do El Gigante.

And then I go do El Gigante where my aim wobbles and I can't get his head in frame and I'm hitting the CUT button like I'm jerking my controller off into a urinal but I'm trying not to make too much noise because thump thump thump thump- isn't the noise you want coming from a dark room in the middle of the night and I just... I just want to go back to sniping old men and serving up grenades and I just never understand why Gigante is supposed to be the "easy" way.

ID: ho175tc

I like this version a lot

ID: ho0oyp7

Did this multiple times when I was younger easy cash baby

ID: ho18zll

Ahh a man of culture.

3 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:00 ID: hnzrqft


ID: ho0252z

Hell yes.

ID: ho0ds58

This is the way.

ID: ho137x8

Both? Both.

4 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:08 ID: hnzsrfb

Both, for maximum enjoyment and profit.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:32 ID: ho051l8

Both. I like loot and sending a message.

ID: ho123s3

I never thought about that. Think about it, he did what, he killed them all? - Sadler probably.

ID: ho1758h

How I imagine this conversation went:

Edit: it kind of got away from me lol

Saddler: “Muhahahahha! Foolish American will have to choose his death. Either a crushing by our gigante or a gutting by the sisters. He’s doomed either way. “

Random Ganados: “Uhhh Senor Saddler??”

Saddler: “What?”

Random Ganados: “He survived.”

Saddler: “”

Random Ganados: “He uh...he killed el gigante first and then went back and killed all the Ganados while spouting off one liners.”

Saddler: “ much fucking ammo does this guy have?“

Random Ganados: “Well I’ve been meaning to bring this up boss but in hindsight, maybe loading our village up with hundreds of pounds of hidden ammunition was not the best move, considering the villagers will only use pitchforks and scary grabs.”

Saddler: “Our guys use guns!”

Random Ganados: “I mean...kind of. We have like 10 guys willing to shoot chainguns. Everyone else is only willing to use pitchforks, farm equipment, and maybe a mace or two...”.

Saddler: “What the...give them a god damn gun!!!”

Random Ganados: “The union’s got our hands tied on this one. They don’t think it’s safe for their guys to be handling weapons without proper training.”

Saddler: “What...what Union??? You are mind controlled parasite slaves.”

Random Ganados: “We prefer the term employees...but yeah, maybe you should have thought about this before capturing the president’s daughter. This is just one guy. They have a whole military with like a billion times the fire power? Why didn’t you just infect her and leave?”

Saddler: “You know what...fuck you. I’m taking a vacation.”

6 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:08 ID: hnzstzy

Both of course

7 : Anonymous2021/12/10 14:46 ID: hnzptq8

I usually take the giant

8 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:27 ID: ho048fi

Always both, mainly to get both mask jewels and because both areas are so rad and fun to play

9 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:42 ID: hnzxit9

I always take both.

10 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:53 ID: hnzz6sl


11 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:04 ID: ho00r9f


12 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:48 ID: ho07goq

Wait. That's a choice? I did both lol

13 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:09 ID: ho01h9f


14 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:29 ID: ho04is6


15 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:46 ID: ho076wf

Its always both, regardless of difficulty because i want that money and i usually have more than enough ammo at that point.

16 : Anonymous2021/12/10 14:52 ID: hnzqmre

El gigante for sure, once I got infinite ammo though I’d do both for the treasure

17 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:06 ID: ho012oz


18 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:44 ID: ho06ts3


19 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:45 ID: ho06yod


20 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:45 ID: hnzy1wj

El Gig if I want the path of least resistance (and a puppy!). Chainsaw sisters if my loadout fucks. Both if it's No-Fap November.

21 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:57 ID: ho08rtc

Both. Every time.

22 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:16 ID: ho0bm7k

Usually take chainsaw path, unless I have a powered up TMP and a handful of flash grenades. Otherwise he usually gives me trouble or stomps out Asley.

23 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:38 ID: ho0eyrs

Anyone who doesn't do one then backtrack for the other needs to have a word with themselves.

24 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:57 ID: ho08u7t

Both. It's the only to get the complete treasure for the Mask. Gigante first since he needs a lot more ammo and has less room for flexibility.

25 : Anonymous2021/12/10 19:20 ID: ho0uh74

oh my god i thought i was weird for doing both

you guys make me feel so seen lmao

i usually do el gigante first bc its easier then the chainsaw ladies - also because you dont have to cross a long ass bridge and then backtrack that way

26 : Anonymous2021/12/10 15:52 ID: hnzyzrv

Pending on ammo, usually big homies path.

27 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:02 ID: ho00hey

I always found it easier to do the chainsaw Ganado gals.

28 : Anonymous2021/12/10 16:28 ID: ho04d1u

Just rocket the beast.

29 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:11 ID: ho0awdw

Gigante, but both!

30 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:12 ID: ho0b0sm

If I had to choose one, the sisters. It’s just a lot more fun and pulse pounding than EG.

31 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:45 ID: ho0g598

El Gigante because I'm a wuss when it comes down to the noise of a chainsaw let alone two of them

32 : Anonymous2021/12/10 20:54 ID: ho18soc

Both. Because i dont wanna miss out on anything.

33 : Anonymous2021/12/10 21:22 ID: ho1cyiy

Pro tip for those that do both, do the chainsaw path then come around to the other path from the opposite side. You can loot everything and don't even need to trigger the troll.

34 : Anonymous2021/12/10 21:24 ID: ho1dbqb

Ha ha!…


35 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:21 ID: ho0ce70

Save money, buy rocket, el gigante route, shoot rocket, miss, el gigante kills Ashley, go for the rez, remember this isn’t Destiny, oh no….. that’s a wipe, your light fades.

Reload, have rocket, same route, shoot rocket, kill el gigante, encounter isn’t over, ASHLEY MOVE!! Ashley dies, oh no… that’s a wipe.

Ashley how many clears do you have in the village raid!?

36 : Anonymous2021/12/10 17:41 ID: ho0fg3z

There's only one option. Both!

37 : Anonymous2021/12/10 18:57 ID: ho0r0zr

Biggun' first, then double back and take out the chainsaw twins for more money


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