Just bought RE: VILLAGE and was inspired to make this dumb comic

1 : Anonymous2021/12/21 07:17 ID: rl9186
Just bought RE: VILLAGE and was inspired to make this dumb comic
2 : Anonymous2021/12/21 10:57 ID: hpetnxv

That was already the plan, they're having YOU for dinner.

ID: hpf9kiq

I’m not going to complain

ID: hpg2oox

What a coincidence, that was my plan all along!

ID: hpflbvq

Most everyone after the Village trailer: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

3 : Anonymous2021/12/21 09:05 ID: hpelpo5

"I mean my wife died, I figure I should get out there again."

"Didn't she just die yesterday?"


ID: hpf7rtb

"How long ago did she die?"

"About 4"

"Years ago?

"No 4pm"

ID: hpf8qkj

I didn't know pcp even came in a jug like that.

ID: hpfjwl8

We’ll, it’s 5 o’clock now, so… that was RECENT.

ID: hpeqimm

I mean, time can't heal some pain.

ID: hpf2b22

Pretty sure that magic Medicine water can heal literally anything. Including emotional pain.

(Shit healed his cut off shirt! His shirt!)

ID: hpf38gh

We all have are.. hills to climb.

ID: hpew1ag

Here'syour daughter'shead in a jar btw

ID: hpf0cds

Eh, we can make a new one.

ID: hpf5bcs

"Didn't I kill her?"


ID: hpf2rr9

Bela is hot though

ID: hpf477d

I like goth chicks but ones that literally eat people are a bit outside my comfort zone.

ID: hpf4w3p


ID: hpf8l1c

Proceeds to keep running around the coffee table

4 : Anonymous2021/12/21 07:34 ID: hpef0en

AKA the entire internet back when that trailer dropped, lmao

ID: hpewkn7

She can face sit you while you're standing!

ID: hpeyieu

Find me going up on her.

ID: hpf96mx

I volunteer my face as a barstool.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/21 11:17 ID: hpev4ez

She also just said there's nowhere left to run.

ID: hpeyc49

Right? We can trust this woman.

ID: hpf292a

Except to Duke.

6 : Anonymous2021/12/21 08:56 ID: hpel2pc

Capcom must have regretted making her a one off boss fight character.

ID: hpenvkb

Honestly I preferred it how it was. Dimitrescu’s Castle was incredible but the creepy puzzle solving and all out horror of the doll mansion was probably my favourite part.

The creepy fish guy was a bit silly but the factory part was incredible too. I loved the whole game and thought it was way more than ‘lol big tiddies xD’

ID: hpevzec

The factory was inspired by

ID: hpetpid

When I first got captured and seen them all together when they all fought who was going to kill me, I thought this game was going to be lame as hell.

Then I started the castle and was hooked. I love the direction RE is going. I want more single player campaigns.

ID: hpf3qpr

I have not played this game but from all the content on here, I assumed the whole game was about her!

ID: hpexz5q

I think that's better than making it one of the final encounters so some people spend the entire game just waiting for that point. It's kind of like when someone talks about a wild twist in movie. They don't tell you what it is but since you know there is one you sit there the whole time asking "was that it?"

7 : Anonymous2021/12/21 09:51 ID: hpeozgu

it has been months and people are still simping for her. This only proves the power of tall vampire girl

ID: hpes01d

The power of being


ID: hpf1mv6


ID: hpeu7yw

"You too can experience what your female friends went through during the Twilight hype."

8 : Anonymous2021/12/21 12:15 ID: hpezw1n

Oh hi Mark

9 : Anonymous2021/12/21 11:44 ID: hpex8nf

They should have just made her boss form The Attack of the 50 Foot Dimitrescu. I imagine it would have made a lot of people happy.

"All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman, a giant woman!"

ID: hpezzcq

We’re gonna need a bigger boat woman.

ID: hpez1wo

It would have made sense, it's said in the game a few times she can't stop growing.

10 : Anonymous2021/12/21 09:26 ID: hpen76e

his face, i'm fucking dead ahahahah

11 : Anonymous2021/12/21 12:02 ID: hpeyqtl

My love for Lady D never fades

12 : Anonymous2021/12/21 07:18 ID: hpedrry

yes yes, everyone likes to have sex with a giant woman

ID: hpepuz4

Death by snu-snu

13 : Anonymous2021/12/21 12:20 ID: hpf0ce8

Dinner then some cheek clappin’

14 : Anonymous2021/12/21 12:56 ID: hpf3t22

I want a comic now where they go to a theme park and Ethan isnt tall enough for a ride so he just sits on her lap

15 : Anonymous2021/12/21 11:46 ID: hpexemo

you know it's been several months since the game released and I still have no idea if it's any good and what the game is about except for slapping the big momma

16 : Anonymous2021/12/21 08:54 ID: hpekx5r

Tbf she got massive melons

ID: hpey1zs

Lady Dimitrescu Reads Thirst Tweets

17 : Anonymous2021/12/21 12:33 ID: hpf1jcy

I'd like to imagine Ethan is just standing on a step stool

18 : Anonymous2021/12/21 11:12 ID: hpeut1g

Lets forget about the hooks in my hands


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