1 : Anonymous2021/03/29 10:04 ID: mfm5ru
2 : Anonymous2021/03/29 10:20 ID: gso88y0

I've never seen them save anyone. "He's gone" then they leave the body in the street.

ID: gsoc1v8

Can´t get money out of a dead guy

ID: gspv292


ID: gsoma52

Sometimes the mother fucker just hops back up on his feet and walks off. Like hey guys thanks for reviving me after I got run over twice by a maniac in a truck, now I've got to get to clucking bell before they run out of nuggets.

ID: gsofhsq

This is what I want GTA 6 to have. More details. Like pick the body up, load it in. Drive back to the hospital. Have some sort of side missions that deal with those mechanics.

Add more details to the whole gameplay. Have passengers slide out the window of a moving car, while you drive. Maybe have it so the pax can use heavy weapons while you’re at the wheel. Etc.

ID: gsombom

GTA 4 actually has those guys revive injured civilians.

ID: gsp2oqw

We still have at least 4 or 5 releases of gta 5 before they even start developing gta 6. But yeah, that would be pretty neat.

ID: gsp83m1

Sounds like you need to play GTA5 RP. You can do all that.

ID: gspegfw

I remember earlier iterations where they’d literally raise people from the dead. I guess they changed it in 5 (I played it, but never paid much attention to the EMTs).

ID: gsqptx4

In gtav it was done that way on purpose, they removed the injury system from 4 so peds no longer have an 'almost dead' state, meaning they can't be healed, and unlike the pre-gta4 games that also didn't have an injury system the 'HD' games are too realistic to just have them stand up after being ran over or blown up.

So the medics now say things like we lost another one aa commentary on them being underpaid and undertrained in the harsh climate of life in Los Santos, it's a cynical take.

Personally I hope injury returns in 6, and maybe even something like putting npcs on stretchers and loading them into the ambulance

3 : Anonymous2021/03/29 10:51 ID: gsoa8o8

Can’t trust an ambulance driven by Trevor

ID: gsokhip

Yeah. That fucker's running over 100 people to kill 100 more.

4 : Anonymous2021/03/29 11:45 ID: gsoedkr

Well, the one inside is a paying customer. The rest are potential customers.

ID: gsomsec

When business is down, make your own.

Medical services after inventing Trevor: (Insert video here)

5 : Anonymous2021/03/29 10:38 ID: gso9era

"Job security"

6 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:40 ID: gsojc9i

That's because Trevor's driving.

7 : Anonymous2021/03/29 17:07 ID: gspfwso

Guess we know how the GTA devs would solve the trolley problem.

8 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:06 ID: gsosp7d

Correction : they run over 100 people to take notes

9 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:12 ID: gsotdb0

Damn, last time i saw this meme they still using vice city ambulance..

10 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:57 ID: gsol1bu

reposting the same jokes for over a decade-> still alive somehow

ID: gspq20k

It hasn’t walked in front of the ambulance yet.

11 : Anonymous2021/03/29 13:31 ID: gsoor25

that's just more customers

12 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:48 ID: gsok2ey

It’s only because they have really good insurance

13 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:54 ID: gsokqxe

OP: that's how they keep their jobs!

14 : Anonymous2021/03/29 13:54 ID: gsor9wd

Hospitals:it's a sacrifice I am willing to make

15 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:02 ID: gsos85a

Well, of course. Trevor's driving it.

16 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:55 ID: gsoytox

The driver decided he needs to test the Trolley Dilemma in the real world in order to be able to answer.

17 : Anonymous2021/03/29 16:52 ID: gspdxav

Convince me that Cyberpunk and GTA aren't the same universe and the ambulance company isn't the first iteration of Trauma Team.

18 : Anonymous2021/03/29 17:39 ID: gspk4m9

Rockstar should make ambulances drive in the sidewalk killing everybody, then the paramedics comeback reviving every person they killed

19 : Anonymous2021/03/29 19:27 ID: gspyj7o

‘GTA LOGIC’ should be a sub!

20 : Anonymous2021/03/29 21:17 ID: gsqct56

I once watched a paramedic in either GTA IV or GTA V have a fist fight with someone, kill him, and then immediately begin to revive him.

21 : Anonymous2021/03/29 23:00 ID: gsqp425

And if they even stop by the person they were supposed to save, all they do is look at them and go home.

22 : Anonymous2021/03/29 11:15 ID: gsobyy7

That's like our pandemic response!

ID: gsp2vlv

Came here to say this!

23 : Anonymous2021/03/29 21:23 ID: gsqdgeh

Yeah seems American enough.

24 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:33 ID: gsoiliv

I mean, realistic enough considering that one guy getting the ambulance is probably loaded and the rest of them will more than likely go bankrupt getting the same treatment. Amurica amiright?

25 : Anonymous2021/03/29 15:27 ID: gsp2wkw

Sounds like lockdowns.

26 : Anonymous2021/03/29 11:31 ID: gsod7ye

Its ok, they just get ambulances sent for them too

27 : Anonymous2021/03/29 11:53 ID: gsoezvx

Welcome to Los Santos City of the real OGs

28 : Anonymous2021/03/29 12:55 ID: gsokrpy

Pffft lemme teach you kids a lesson about ambulance ethics that madden 92 taught me, when Troy Aikman is down on the field with a concussion, that ambulance will rescue him even if it has to drive through the Bill's defensive player.

29 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:02 ID: gsos8me

Create the need, then get paid to respond to this need

30 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:09 ID: gsot1p0

i am helthkare

31 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:10 ID: gsot73r


32 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:34 ID: gsow1jw

The true heroes

33 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:37 ID: gsowify

Especially with Trevor on the wheels.

34 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:39 ID: gsownmo

Hey can't complain every time I die, they do their necromatic woodoo and review me.

35 : Anonymous2021/03/29 14:53 ID: gsoykdr


36 : Anonymous2021/03/29 15:05 ID: gsp00yi

Any first responder runs over people to get to the place and actually does nothing.

The Ambulance actually goes to the scene, looks at dead people and leaves.


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