Hurts Every Time

1 : Anonymous2021/04/06 16:59 ID: mlgbax
Hurts Every Time
2 : Anonymous2021/04/06 17:46 ID: gtldzwm

I always hated how much harder it was for yoshi to swim on the water levels, this repost reminds me that Yoshi would be carrying his own weight, and that fat ass Italian.

It WOULD be harder to swim.

ID: gtlfb3n


ID: gtlk1av

Maybe he‘s not running in circles but trying his damn best to get away from Mario the first chance he gets. Who knows...?

ID: gtm1nf0

What about in Super Mario Sunshine, where if you fall in the water with him, Yoshi just freakin’ melts?? That was friggin’ traumatic!!

ID: gtm12ms

I’m still in shock from learning 5 years ago that Mario punches Yoshi in the back of the head to do the tongue thing. As a kid I always thought it was more like a “go get em!” motion. Never once thought animal abuse.

ID: gtmf6i1

I always loved that Mario punches the back of yoshi's head to get him to eat.

ID: gtmo1bv

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink unless you punch the back of his head

ID: gtmyedd

Sonic: I don't kill. It's against my morals

Mega Man: I don't kill. It's against what I believe in


ID: gtmzp2a

Mega Man absolutely kills, I still remember the sad run at the end of X.

ID: gtmywin

You need to keep something in yoshis mouth. That makes swimming much easier and faster.

3 : Anonymous2021/04/06 17:27 ID: gtlbfnd

For a second there, I thought he was gonna use his tongue to pull him down too

ID: gtlkl3q

Oh man that would be fantastic

ID: gtls6qe

That would be the end of the cycle

ID: gtmfzvq


ID: gtmkjkk

Not Smash

ID: gtml3yk

fly, you fools

4 : Anonymous2021/04/06 18:26 ID: gtljh5m

I cant watch this without thinking of the video where they added lyrics

(also the original source)

ID: gtmbjb8

I was lookin for the ”turns out that an asshole” reference. Lol thanks.

ID: gtmyf96

Sonic: I don't kill. It's against my morals

Mega Man: I don't kill. It's against what I believe in


ID: gtlthu8

Dorkly’s version is also good:

ID: gtms0mb

Lyrics weren't "added." It's the original version.

This fucker has been reposted so much no one even knows where the source is.

ID: gtms3t5

Isn't the original source the one with lyrics already though?

5 : Anonymous2021/04/06 19:28 ID: gtlrxqp

"A Yoshi is tool be used and then discarded" - GPB

ID: gtm644p

A Yoshi considers sacrificing itself for Mario to be the highest honor. Who are we to take that away from them?

ID: gtmrhee

Not this Yoshi.

ID: gtm68pr

GPB <3

ID: gtm7r6r

I think that’s actually from Carlsagan, and GPB quotes it

ID: gtmlkb9

Georgia Public Broadcasting?

ID: gtmmri4

Grand poo bear who streams playing Mario maker and can do some great speedruns.

ID: gtmm7yu


6 : Anonymous2021/04/06 17:01 ID: gtl7sdo

I'm convinced that's the music that would be played at Yoshi's funeral: the mario end of level happy dance music.

7 : Anonymous2021/04/06 22:20 ID: gtmeva4

You can tell this is old as hell because they censored the fingers.

8 : Anonymous2021/04/06 17:15 ID: gtl9pt1

You know, its the player that controls that not mario so whos the REAL monster there?

ID: gtlr5rd

Same as tossing the baby penguin to the abyss in Mario 64. Players are monsters!

ID: gtmf2oy

Admit it. We have all done it at least once lol

ID: gtmevff


9 : Anonymous2021/04/06 21:38 ID: gtm9qix

Have seen this many times, and just now noticed that Mario would need to have turned 180 degrees during the flip to be facing Yoshi with his head upward, and yet he is only rotating head over heels.

ID: gtmuksg

that part always bothers me!

10 : Anonymous2021/04/06 20:11 ID: gtly011

You Are the Monster.

11 : Anonymous2021/04/06 19:12 ID: gtlpq6i

I almost forgot about fox adhd that was super cool

12 : Anonymous2021/04/06 21:40 ID: gtm9x1j

Speedrunning SMW requires this.

13 : Anonymous2021/04/06 22:28 ID: gtmfval

Art thief

14 : Anonymous2021/04/06 23:43 ID: gtmoohd

I wanted Yoshi to get revenge in this clip

15 : Anonymous2021/04/07 00:22 ID: gtmtabn

Mario doesn't drop Yoshi in the do.

16 : Anonymous2021/04/06 22:37 ID: gtmgv51

“Turns out that Mario, is an asshole!”

17 : Anonymous2021/04/06 20:53 ID: gtm3qnh

What did he do at the end with his hands? I couldn't tell because of the blur.

ID: gtm4xbv

Double middle finger.

18 : Anonymous2021/04/06 20:36 ID: gtm1ifw

When I was in high school, I had Super Mario World on my Game Boy SP. I was in my full blown "I don't give a shit about school" mode, so I just sat in the back of class and played that all class period. One day I had a situation where I did this without meaning to, and said out loud "oh no, I lost Yoshi!"

I also lost my Game Boy SP that class period, as well....

19 : Anonymous2021/04/06 20:59 ID: gtm4mju

Mario passed the torch to Monster Hunter: Rise. That game has you yeeting your dog off the ledge nonstop...

20 : Anonymous2021/04/06 17:51 ID: gtlesmt

This video is soooo old


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