There’s this cutscene in the latest DOOM DLC, and this is all I could think of when I saw it.

1 : Anonymous2021/04/06 12:49 ID: mlavym
There's this cutscene in the latest DOOM DLC, and this is all I could think of when I saw it.
2 : Anonymous2021/04/06 13:47 ID: gtkhrld

Today during a normal bank robbery Doctor Otto Octavius was shot repeatedly in the face and then ritualistically mutalitated. CSI are still finding parts of him embedding in the ceiling. Witness describe the brutal murder of the super villain as "fucking awesome". The perpetrator of this murder then fled through a concrete wall. He is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous.

Oh.. Im being handed something.. Breaking news. The same killer has now struck again. Billionaire Norman Osborn was sliced in half just minutes ago. The perpetrator walked into a board meeting, deployed some sort of arm blade and sliced him in half lengthwise. Then he reportedly fled by jumping through a fifty story window. Where is Spider-Man?

ID: gtkup4y

Chilling at home with his wife~

ID: gtkj0dp

I'm wheezing.

3 : Anonymous2021/04/06 13:06 ID: gtkcxrg

"There'd be a lot less bad guys in this city if there was less city for the bad guys to be in."

4 : Anonymous2021/04/06 12:57 ID: gtkbvus

And right then and there, New York was destroyed

ID: gtkg3ta

Wait a second isn't weed legal there... I feel he would still kill demons while being high ... Maybe he would hear his music then

5 : Anonymous2021/04/06 12:57 ID: gtkbvs1

Doom slayer, doom slayer, does whatever a slayer can.

ID: gtke0e7

Rip and tear through the air

ID: gtluo96

Rip and tear would fit as well.

ID: gtkfkx0

Punch his arm, through your head.

Blast your ass full of lead.

ID: gtkdkc7

Rip and tear most likely.

6 : Anonymous2021/04/06 14:08 ID: gtkkedt

You hit em and they get back up. I hit em and they stay down.

7 : Anonymous2021/04/06 16:11 ID: gtl0t6h

There are weirder crossovers... Archie meets The Punisher...

8 : Anonymous2021/04/06 15:36 ID: gtkw2zy

I can totally relate

9 : Anonymous2021/04/06 15:58 ID: gtkz2p5

Why'd you delete your post from 10 hours ago?

ID: gtkzkix


10 : Anonymous2021/04/06 22:38 ID: gtmh10y

Doom Slayer, Doom Slayers... does whatever the Doom Slayer Does.

Slays a demon any size, crushes fiends just like flies... look out... here comes Doom Slayer.

Full of rage, you bet bud.. he's got Seraphim Blood.

Can he swing from chain? Look above he's over head....

Watch out... here comes the Doom Slayer.

11 : Anonymous2021/04/06 23:06 ID: gtmkacb

Beta Ray Bill: Hey spider-man.

Doomguy: (Heavy Metal Intensifies)

ID: gtmkruq

Beta Ray Bill

Oh look, a boss fight.

12 : Anonymous2021/04/06 15:41 ID: gtkwrpx

Saw this last night while I was unsuccessfully attempting to fall asleep.

ID: gtkxs4b

Got a slap on the wrist and I had to reupload.

13 : Anonymous2021/04/06 20:23 ID: gtlzodc

...what's the scene? We can't relate if we haven't seen it.

ID: gtm9cd6

True true. Timestamp is 11:10 if the link doesn't take you there.


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