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A Haiku about Mario Kart
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I am in first place
Everyone is passing me
I am in last place
ID: h4vgn48ID: h4vn9okReddit has low bar
For upvoteable content
Bracing for downvotes
ID: h4vujxxI am in first place
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I am in last place
ID: h4vsafrObviously this post is great but I was always taught the third line is supposed to be a kind of shift of some sort so it could be
I am in first place
The finish line is so close
I am in last place
ID: h4vzh4gLove Mario Kart
God Dammit shit fuck bastard
Hate Mario Kart
ID: h4vtxl2Powerful vibes. Got shivers
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It took me forever to figure out you can destroy a blue shell with a super horn
ID: h4vo72tWait it's not called a fart box?
ID: h4vt7uwI always call it a boom box, but that is changing forever now.
ID: h4vvk03I feel like everyone’s household had different names for so many of these items.
My gf once exclaimed “I got the golden onion” as she sped by. I had to tell her that they were actually golden mushrooms b/c it’s Mario
ID: h4vubokYou can also dodge them by shrooming when it swoops down
ID: h4vw6gfI’m suspicious of this advice - it sounds like a lie you tell your younger sibling so you can get even more enjoyment out of blue-shelling them.
“Oh, no, I promise, it works! You must just be timing it wrong. Keep trying!”
Edit: I see from everyone’s comments that it works and I will take you all at your word. My comment was more in regards to the many “helpful tips” that older siblings hand down to younger ones purely for their own amusement.
ID: h4vw4kaBut you have to get the timing perfect its fairly hard to do, I’ve only done it a handful of times.
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It's snowing on mount Fuji
ID: h4vzxn9Damn! Beat me to it by two hours.
ID: h4w7bmxFor the uninitiated…
ID: h4w5n82Explain please
ID: h4vzzauHey there it is.
ID: h4w1ohdThis is what I came here for!
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I swear to God, Mike
Pick Rainbow Road one more time
You can't stay the night
ID: h4vuu0lIt’s called a road, it’s called a rainbow road
It is a road that you go...ID: h4vz2lrIt's a road that you goooo
When you diiiiieeee...
(also thanks for making me feel old)
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It is the last lap
I am half a track ahead
Wait...shit...God damnit
ID: h4vpd2qThis is my favourite
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The blue shell is an honor
ID: h4voqg5Sounds like second place propaganda but aight.
ID: h4w5k7xThat's 7th place talk
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I’m reading all of these the way Jacksfilms reads them on his channel.
ID: h4vy0ovHonestly that's the best way to read them. It's also easier to know if you succeed in making a haiku.
ID: h4w0ukkWhy count syllables when you can sing a song in your head!
ID: h4vwib4Same bro
A man of culture
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Here comes the blue shell
I wish I had that damn horn
Only bananas
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Sir, were detecting a massive object emerging from hyperspace.
ID: h4vf0mpSLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
ID: h4vj63aCORTANA GET ME FIRING SOLUTION ON THAT CRUISER!
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ID: h4vgc0a
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Oh wow this is great
I absolutely love it
This brought me to tears c,:
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I once got blue shelled twice in a row, then red shelled, and still came in 3rd
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A Haiku About Fallout:
Oh, look a Deathclaw
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
ID: h4vgrezA counter haiku about Fallout:
Oh, look, a Deathclaw
Explosive Shotgun in hand
Bang, bang, shot him down
ID: h4vre94Oh look a deathclaw
Fat Man equipped, come at me
Out of mini-nukes
🙁
ID: h4vq2h6Post-war paradise
Sipping some Nuka-Cola
Fuck, I have cancer
ID: h4vt8zyOh, look a Deathclaw.
Quicksave
Quickload
Quickload
Quickload
Quickload
Quickload -
ありえない
だれがブルーを
ぶったおす
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From the thrower's perspective:
Take this, you bastard
You are not winning this race
Now go to last place.
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Nice Haiku and its so beautiful
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Prolly the dude right in front of you.
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This is so deep
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/oigefn/a_haiku_about_mario_kart/
This deserves its own post. Well done.