VOIP karma is already real and it’s beautiful.

1 : Anonymous2021/12/14 19:59 ID: rgfunl
VOIP karma is already real and it's beautiful.
2 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:57 ID: hok4s2z

Goddamn they suck

3 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:29 ID: hok0ntn

fucking bodied

ID: hokq9g4

I think it was the way the events played out.. Dude #1 says I'll tap his legs and run, Dude #2 I'll do the same, nah fuck it I'll kill him... Dude#3 was just sort of dead before he understood the gravity of the situation. Though it was a damn good play with iron sight mp5

ID: hokqts2

I’m pretty sure they legged him to try to help their buddy get his pistol kills quest done

4 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:04 ID: hojwvca

What a chad play. I've only had bad luck trying to be friendly.

ID: hokkzr1

shoreline weatherstation: "You friendly?"

he: Yeah

me: you already looted ?

he yep, sorry

me: imma go to svetly then, thanks

he good luck mate, see you!

first and only time i didn't meet a scumbag

ID: hokm2kj

I met some on customs yesterday.

They were immediately chill. I let them know I was coming through the door with my knife.

Once I was in I got my gun out and he goes “oh… you’re beefy (I barely had anything lol). Well, if you kill me that’s fine. I accept it.” And I could hear the sadness in his voice. He thought for sure I was about to turn on him.

He offered me help and I told him I’m just chilling. So he and his friend said they were going to extract and we parted ways. Nothing happened. Just three dudes saying hi and moving on. It was nice.

ID: hoknbgq

We need a subredit for little stories like this. Let Mr try

ID: hokpqds

I like to be the good guy, but man if i am stuck on a quest close to the extraction i am going to clap any cheeks that comes near me. sorry Sqwaaad next time we can be friends.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:49 ID: hok3ozx

Lmao what shitters

6 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:21 ID: hok89g6

it didn’t record my voice, but i said “i don’t wanna kill you guys i’m just trying to get to old gas”

they chose their own fate

ID: hok9fxv

i also should’ve realized this wasn’t legit when i told him i was going to old gas and he said “come with your knife and we’ll let you pass” as if my destination wasn’t the exact opposite direction of their location

ID: hokj85w

Absolute chad starting with the "i don't wanna kill you guys" and ending with the skill to not panic and calmly split 3 wigs.

ID: hokpuz9

It's literally the "I don't want any trouble" movie set up, and you always know how it's going to go.

ID: hokqw7b

Shadowplay not recording voice issues?

7 : Anonymous2021/12/14 22:22 ID: hokh7z8

Spectacular. I get that lying over voip has been a staple of video games forever, but this is a great example of why it's just always better to not be an ass. Other really great examples are -

Good boy/girl points will come back to you eventually.

You might make new friends.

You could get something awesome on a trade.

And tied for all of those reasons as being the real number one? You won't look like a fucking loser plastered on reddit for baiting someone into an easy 3v1 and dying horribly lol.

ID: hokn48v

Right? The first thing I love about VOIP is it allows for much more interaction between players in raid and the second thing I love about it is it allows the bitch made tier players of this game to out themselves.

What a bunch of chucklefucks lmao.

8 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:38 ID: hok22y8

John wick moment

9 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:04 ID: hok5ty6

Why would he shoot your legs?

ID: hok5xx2

i think he wanted to black them so i couldn’t run away and his boys were all gonna come mow me down, i really don’t know though

ID: hok6d82

i'd guess they tried to give the last guy an opportunity for pistol kills? would make sense if they try to help a newb or something

ID: hok69o7

Probably wanted to avoid damaging your armor

ID: hoke8if

Pretty sure the guys friend was on Stirrup, 3 PMC kills with a pistol. So he shoots your legs & runs and his boy comes and tries to finish you off with a pistol

ID: hoki80w

Or headshots with tremor. That one is always annoying, but I generally just spam factory until I'm done with it.

ID: hokeape

My guess would be that second guy needed to kill pmc's with a pistol so the first guy shot OP's legs so that he couldn't move

ID: hokd0hi

They wanted to play with him, not just kill him, hence why he managed to kill them.

10 : Anonymous2021/12/14 22:06 ID: hokexzm

It's like no one ever played DayZ...

ID: hoklbxh

The only advantage I have in this game right now. For real though, if they sound like dickheads and overly cocky, pushy, they’re going to fuck you over.

ID: hokmtij

All my VOIP uses have been negotiations when I'm in a pickle and just got done slaughtering. So I tell them the loots up for grabs, don't come directly to me or I'll shoot on sight. It's worked maybe twice now. Failed once when the auto timeout occurred so it never went through. Either way, tf you coming up to me for after I just killed people including their teammates.

11 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:35 ID: hok1mwj

"Come to us with your knife out and we'll let you pass" the worst bait of all time. You absolutely destroyed those goblins, good job.

ID: hokn2h7

To be fair, some players (like me) have allowed people to go past in this situation. I'm a long time friendly only scav and breaking VOIP promises just rankles me. I hope there are enough of us that people don't just lose all trust for VOIP.

ID: hoknihc

I'm with you. I'll give people an option to fight or pass; but if we settle on pass then I wont shoot them.

12 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:45 ID: hok31zn

What losers. You know the went back and reported you for hacking.

13 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:47 ID: hokc90l

Don't be shy, show us their dogtags /s

ID: hokcd1u

i hung on to them and added the main guy that was talking over VOIP, added him and messaged him “absolutely fucking dumpstered”

ID: hokh9gi


ID: hokkelj


ID: hokpsag

I don’t care, I’m bringing this back, “This is the way”

ID: hokq15y

My hero <3

ID: hokne3e

Based and Sigma-pilled.

14 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:28 ID: hok0l7f


15 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:18 ID: hok7x9w


16 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:37 ID: hokarhv

this.. this brings joy. Good shooting partner.

17 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:42 ID: hokbig2

There are some real sick fucks playing this game lol

18 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:44 ID: hokbrl6

I don’t normally comment, but my goodness. What a majestic play. Well done, sir.

19 : Anonymous2021/12/14 21:03 ID: hok5nj8

I have had really good fortune rn with the game. Some guy tried to kill me when I was a scav and his teammates were friendly with me. We scav extracted. I then got like 6 odbolbos from a raid and then spawned with a LedX as a scav.

20 : Anonymous2021/12/14 22:07 ID: hokf3x4

No helmet Andy’s, EZ as fuck. Nice one!

21 : Anonymous2021/12/14 22:12 ID: hokfuwq

Shitters deserved

22 : Anonymous2021/12/14 22:15 ID: hokg9y5

Fucking awesome bro.

23 : Anonymous2021/12/14 20:47 ID: hok3b0t

I had something similar happen, I was also at new gas and a 3 man heard me run up. They told me to leave so I just sat silently and waited then one said "alright, you asked or this" and all 3 pushed the same direction 1 by 1 and I got everyone without even getting hit. Felt great


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