- Y'all go through the tutorial?
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Fuck you shoresy!
Peeing with an erection
Nah, this is a Pro level speed run strat, shaves seconds off the run.
Wait so that's not how we're supposed to do it?????ID: gqmkjbl
Iv been doing it this way since I was a boy in bulgariaID: gqmmd4z
This is how it’s done below the equator
Keita: "This here is Sachi, and uh, the rest are NPCs."
Kirito: Wait, what?
Keita: Yeah, they're all companions from different quests! They help ya fight, and as long as you never finish them they stay with you!
NPC1: "We must save my family!"
NPC2: "The bandits are coming!"
Kirito: "Um, is that important?"
Keita: "Nah, it's just part of the quest. They say that like every 4 seconds."
NPC3: "Always remember to jump... Jump!"
Keita: "And, uh, he's from the tutorial.... It's not a good tutorial."
NPC3: "Winners don't use drugs! Except steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs!"
Kirito: "Wait so you never finished the tutorial?"
Edit: If you haven't seen it yet, you're in for a treat. Content warning: gamer words, some offensive humor, and darker story elements.
Guy must be Australian.
I guarantee his wang's resting on the rim. Gross.
there's a tutorial??
Damnit, who left my controls on inverted?
My tutorial was a little different: Technically I was upside down and fortunately I had help from the AI holding my legs steady over the toilet bowl.
Ok who used the dinnerbone nametag
Hey why’s the guy on the left peeing like that? Kinda weird if you ask me.
All I can think about is how much urine is spattered all over the floor...
I dont think I'd be putting my head on the floor of a public bathroom directly below a urinal.ID: gqo17hu
Some people would pay to get a little piss on their heads. To each their own.
remember when games didnt have tutorials?
you had to figure that shit out on your own.
i wish we could go back to that