Y’all go through the tutorial?

1 : Anonymous2021/03/11 22:04 ID: m320n3
Y'all go through the tutorial?
2 : Anonymous2021/03/11 23:04 ID: gqmnjpa

When you post to /

without reading the rules first.

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I love this comment

3 : Anonymous2021/03/11 23:11 ID: gqmodtn

Nice moves, Shoresy!

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Give your balls a tug tit fucker!

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Fuck you shoresy!

4 : Anonymous2021/03/12 00:44 ID: gqmz04k

Peeing with an erection

5 : Anonymous2021/03/11 23:01 ID: gqmn3sl


6 : Anonymous2021/03/11 23:53 ID: gqmt6s6

Nah, this is a Pro level speed run strat, shaves seconds off the run.

7 : Anonymous2021/03/11 22:09 ID: gqmgqfy

Wait so that's not how we're supposed to do it?????

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Iv been doing it this way since I was a boy in bulgaria

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This is how it’s done below the equator

8 : Anonymous2021/03/11 23:29 ID: gqmqg4l

Keita: "This here is Sachi, and uh, the rest are NPCs."

Kirito: Wait, what?

Keita: Yeah, they're all companions from different quests! They help ya fight, and as long as you never finish them they stay with you!

NPC1: "We must save my family!"

NPC2: "The bandits are coming!"

Kirito: "Um, is that important?"

Keita: "Nah, it's just part of the quest. They say that like every 4 seconds."

NPC3: "Always remember to jump... Jump!"

Keita: "And, uh, he's from the tutorial.... It's not a good tutorial."

NPC3: "Winners don't use drugs! Except steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs!"

Kirito: "Wait so you never finished the tutorial?"

Edit: If you haven't seen it yet, you're in for a treat. Content warning: gamer words, some offensive humor, and darker story elements.

9 : Anonymous2021/03/12 00:25 ID: gqmwuvb

Guy must be Australian.

10 : Anonymous2021/03/12 00:34 ID: gqmxu6j

I guarantee his wang's resting on the rim. Gross.

11 : Anonymous2021/03/12 01:01 ID: gqn0y5i

there's a tutorial??

12 : Anonymous2021/03/12 01:11 ID: gqn22ga

Damnit, who left my controls on inverted?

13 : Anonymous2021/03/12 01:46 ID: gqn65dt

My tutorial was a little different: Technically I was upside down and fortunately I had help from the AI holding my legs steady over the toilet bowl.

14 : Anonymous2021/03/12 02:20 ID: gqna08c

Ok who used the dinnerbone nametag

15 : Anonymous2021/03/12 02:40 ID: gqncajv

Hey why’s the guy on the left peeing like that? Kinda weird if you ask me.

16 : Anonymous2021/03/12 05:55 ID: gqnvjif

All I can think about is how much urine is spattered all over the floor...

17 : Anonymous2021/03/12 05:16 ID: gqns8ur

I dont think I'd be putting my head on the floor of a public bathroom directly below a urinal.

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Some people would pay to get a little piss on their heads. To each their own.

18 : Anonymous2021/03/12 01:13 ID: gqn2cwx

remember when games didnt have tutorials?

you had to figure that shit out on your own.

i wish we could go back to that


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