Having plans for Christmas, but things happen you know…

1 : Anonymous2021/12/24 19:06 ID: rnsnue
Having plans for Christmas, but things happen you know...
2 : Anonymous2021/12/24 19:13 ID: hpu78pc

“I used to enjoy Christmas like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee”

ID: hpuqhw5

In* the knee

3 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:07 ID: hpue4e2

Did some one steal your sweet roll ?

4 : Anonymous2021/12/24 19:19 ID: hpu8189

Weird image of a marriage

ID: hpuxmk6

I still think that it's a ruse and it doesn't signify marriage. There is no historical information to back that up. Knee injuries however up to this day put people out of commission and in the medieval times even more so because of extensive foot traversal involved in warfare. Furthermore, being assigned to guard duty was a form of demotion unless it had a valid reason like an injury. It's a rumor that started on the internet. I am pretty sure I saw devs say that it doesn't mean marriage. I mean it's possible I won't dismiss it. But I find it hard to believe that Nordic warriors got on their knees to ask for marriage. Seems too corny of an act to perform even today. But I don't know I guess it's possible.

ID: hpuhxpu

That’s the joke in Skyrim about marriage

ID: hpumrre

I never understood the whole "marriage is a crippling ordeal" joke. But idk, maybe my parents just actually loved each other.

5 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:07 ID: hpue2wh

That’s a great piece of art work! I always loved the style of Skyrim guards. Dudes have standard issue swag

6 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:45 ID: hpuiulx

Noooooooooooo your adventuring days!

7 : Anonymous2021/12/24 21:16 ID: hpummgh

Did someone paint this? I would legitimately hang this on the wall in a gaming room, framed like a classical portrait.

8 : Anonymous2021/12/24 22:30 ID: hpuvh0p

This is my friends and family in a nutshell.

Dad got Covid, so I can't see him

Friend got Strep Throat, so he can't go see his immuno-compromised family (He's living away from home for the first time)

Another friend has something (waiting for covid test in the mail) and can't go to the Arizona Football game tomorrow

Best friends aunt was just admitted to the hospital with a blood infection, so their Christmas is cancelled (said aunt was going to host)

9 : Anonymous2021/12/24 19:46 ID: hpubenl

That's awesome

10 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:15 ID: hpuf4w7

Nobody ever talks about the guy that took an arrow to the butt though....

11 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:42 ID: hpuiemq

"I used to deliver presents to children like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

12 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:52 ID: hpujpif

Arrow’vid gottem

13 : Anonymous2021/12/24 20:59 ID: hpukk1h

I used to be a Caroler like you but then I took an arrow to the knee...


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