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Is not a virgin, has a wife.
continues his bloodline by fucking his wife.
Doesn't simp for Lady Dimitrescu.
Doesn't hesitate to shoot his own wife.
Doesn't afraid of anything.
Will do anything for his wife and kid.
Sacrificies himself to a bomb, and doesn't run away from a countdown like the other bitch characters.
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Con: has terrible luck with his hands and fingers.
ID: h2wcdn2ID: h2waes4And proceeds to not make a noise and shrugs it off, total chad
ID: h2wz8ehI'm sick of bugs.
ID: h2x7mxoNot only that, proceeds to slam his recently disfigured hand against walls in frustration
ID: h2x6gva*proceeds to reattach hand
"Ahh.. much better. Now I can proceed."
Meanwhile I'm thinking... "Dude you just reattached your hand and you just shrug it off like it's nothing out of the ordinary."
ID: h2wets4I don’t know, because at the same time he can lose a hand and be like:
“Hm what a slight inconvenience.”
ID: h2x1c7fa little goop juice and that'll buff right out
ID: h2wlfsqCon: Constantly gets himself or other people in trouble by talking too much.
ID: h2wz5wqCon: has terrible luck. with his hands and fingers
FTFY
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Love how "Doesn't hesitate to shoot his wife" made it to the pros list.
ID: h2w3y34Doesn't afraid of anything is also pretty bad ass.
ID: h2wb01zDoesn't afraid of anything is fucking amazing.
I STILL don't know the actual thing this references, I only know about it because of TBFP
ID: h2wiqfzI think resident evil is a pretty cool guy
ID: h2wbxrgI don’t know about” not afraid of anything”….. He does let out a little scream when he sees the baby again
ID: h2wb0q4Followed by “will do anything for his wife and kid” is fun, too.
ID: h2wdjwxHe’s the lord of the anti-simp
ID: h2wp3taHe’ll also prolong his time spent in the most dangerous places on earth just to hunt down every bobblehead/effigy that there is to collect
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*Being held over an abyss with scary machanical monsternoises coming from it*
"Last chance. You don't wanna find out what's in that hole"
"I'll take my chances"
*let's go of arm*ID: h2w4ecyAnd coaxing Dimitrescu with "do your worst." The balls on this guy.
ID: h2w9qyb*Sees a giant eldritch monstrosity actively trying to eat him*
*Tells it to go fuck itself*
ID: h2w9m6jThat was the moment he really won me over. What a man.
ID: h2wcqvtThat's the only time Ethan's one-liners made him sound cool and not like a complete dork.
ID: h2wqtdzI personally also like every line Ethan says after waking back up from the dead at the end of the game
He just seems so done with everyones shit and his responses to Mianda are so dry and aggressive, I love it
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He's a man in a mission and gets laid so yeah Chad.
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3 hot girls offered to suck him but he declined like a chad
ID: h2wkvz4Yeah here maybe this cool breeze will calm those loins
ID: h2wlghp3 hot girls
And their mom
ID: h2wzstnTbf, the mom didn't offer anything, she forcibly took what she wanted and then declared that he tasted like shit. Dude had no choice in the matter and got insulted in the meantime, it's a double humiliation.
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Damn, this was a brave post
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Also, there’s no possible way he didn’t need a bathroom break the entire time in Village. He 100 percent took out heisenburg and Miranda with shit and piss in his pants and didn’t complain about it once
Edit: the real reason he couldn’t go to the chopper with Chris and face Mia
ID: h2wufimHe visited all these outhouses didn’t he? Plus there were loos in the castle
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Is not a virgin, has a wife.
Barry : Am I a joke to you?
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Does Ethan punch boulders? Not the chaddiest
ID: h2w8qm0he shoots coochies tho
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What I always like to remember is that Ethan loaded a gun with the bleeding stump of his hand to go battle his insane chainsaw-wielding wife BEFORE he got infected with the mold. That sequence was all his own pure resilience.
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“Fuck you you crazy bitch!!”
Part killed me
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He is Ethan Chad Winters after all
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If this isn’t a copypasta, I don’t know what a copypasta is.
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he's the only main character in any resident evil game to actually die
ID: h2wgwodGotta wait RE9 the mold shenanigans hard to predict.
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He 100% is RE’s Chad of the Year. He also canonically gets his ass kicked and mutilated the most and just keeps chugging along.
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Chris kind of had to earn his keep with you-know-what. So for Ethan to earn his Chadness (though by plot default near the end) in his second game , I agree. >! I'm a mold man with NO HEART. Gonna take out this Shirley Manson looking chick and upstage Chris at the end.!< total Chad.
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No, boulder punching asshole Chris is the biggest chad.
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Now if only he wasn’t an idiot who stated the obvious a lot,he would be perfect.
ID: h2w3pt9If I had a dollar for everytime a character in a game did that though... lol
"Hmmmm... a grappling hook. I bet I could use this to get to my destination which I see on the other side of me."
ID: h2x6htt“Hmmm…. my bank card. I bet I could use this to transfer funds in exchange for goods and services”
ID: h2w0s1mNobody is perfect
ID: h2wpk6fChris Redfield is
ID: h2w5xfeThat's not being an idiot.
That's called thinking out loud. A lot of people think through re-stating obvious things or things they need to do.
引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/o6zxbe/is_ethen_winters_the_chaddiest_resident_evil/
Even chaddier. Even losing a hand can’t stop this man from beating his wife